by TaLk-O-hOLiC March 16, 2005
Used by Infantry Marines, a almost direct synonym for "beat the shit", commonly used in relation to physically assaulting another member of your platoon; usually a buddy.
Ex. Marine #1: Hey, is that a picture of your girl? She's hot! Have her call me if she ever gets lonely.
Marine #2: Shut up before I beat the mess out of you, Kid!
Marine #2: Shut up before I beat the mess out of you, Kid!
by MirrorChaser January 15, 2015
last night was a trip, my girlfriend and I got high at the party, and ended up in a jamacian mess afterwards.
by Chester_1968 August 03, 2021
Messing around about to get hurt
by Eddymoney00916 May 24, 2022
A small/medium supply of junk food and soda, usually stored in a back room of a work place or shop to provide a abundant supply of food/drink to workers while working. The products are sold at a slightly elevated price, then the proceeds are used to refill the Soda Mess.
by IisAmazingD14 November 26, 2016
Term of endearment to imply someone is hot while “me” is repeating the words “say something” silently to themselves, in hopes that the mythical words will suddenly come to mind that will grant “me” a chance with them.
Oh hey do you know the direction to the office I’m here for an interview. *blank stare* Are you ok? *say something, say something* UwU hot mess
by MadPseudoScientist August 19, 2022
When the pencil you're using has a hard and dried out eraser and results in a black smear on the paper when you try to erase something. This is especially annoying on tests.
"Oh dang, I tried to erase my answer but eraser mess got all of the paper and now i can't write anything!"
by Ángel Di María February 27, 2015