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double tender fuck

person 1: hey, wanna go to mcdonalds for a double tender fuck
person 2: crispy juicy tender i fucked a transgender

Tard tender 

A person who cares for people with special needs
What does your wife do for a living? She’s a tard tender for the county
Tard tender by Steinbrenda January 9, 2022

twat tender 

Money placed into the vagina after sex.
Hey baby don't forget to stuff this pussy with that twat tender this pussy needs to get paid
twat tender by BroKen jensen February 24, 2022

LEGAL TENDER KITING 

CENTER OF TRUST

When you take a SERIAL NUMBER of any currency and track spending of it by putting the SERIAL NUMBER on another CHANGE from the original CURRENCY UTILIZED.

Having LEGAL SEX that is for an indefinite time where every SEX ACT is accounted for.
When someone gives you money as where you spend it and what is usually kept track of in some way so you might as well use LEGAL TENDER KITING as it will never have their trust for you bounce away from you but will in essence enhance it greatly.

Hey listen better do it right as LEGAL TENDER KITING is just what they you want to do where if they point you to be FIRST IN LINE you got others that are always SECOND IN LINE and that my friend may infer something.

bar tender

(n.) a granola bar, preferably eaten with friends
"yo, can I have a bite of that bar tender?"
bar tender by blobyblobfish14 January 2, 2024

Chicken tender man 

A grown adult who only eats chicken tenders or chicken nuggets.
I'd love to go on vacation with Steve but he's such a chicken tender man. I just know he's never gonna want to try anything new.