teek

The practice of purchasing an item and then returning a different (usually inferior or obsolete) item in the original packaging for a refund or credit. The term is usually applied to electronic components (video cards and the like), where such substitutions are likely to pass unnoticed. The practice is also generally limited to big-box stores like Best Buy or Wal*Mart, where sales volume, employee apathy, and managerial incompetence combine to create an extremely subterfuge-friendly environment.

The word may originate from a bastardized tense of "take."

For an example of primitive reverse teeking, please consult www.tomsphotos.com/router

"Wow, an 80 Gig iPod! How much did that set you back?"
"Nothing, I teeked out my 30."

"Did you sell your old box?"
"Not yet. I think I'm gonna teek the parts at CompUSA."

by Harris Bergstein December 27, 2006

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Teenie

Teenies: These little colourful creatures tend to be very annoying and are hated by townies. They're seen as wannabe 'scene kids' that usually like a band because of the way they look and not because of the music they produce. & they tend to want to bang the lead singer of every band the real scene kids love. They have different coloured shoe laces and neon coloured clothes, they wear about 3 studed belts and they wear bright coloured, or black skinnies, around their knees with brightly coloured underwear showing.

H3yyyyy b4byyyyyyeyyyyy, y0urrrr h4wttttttt

fuckoff, teenie!

by i'kiiiii youuuu November 29, 2009

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Teeko

A mixed bowl of marijuana and fine tobacco. Usually smoked out of a water pipe. A batch is made usually from loose rolling tobacco and marijuana. Teeko batches are commonly what most would roll into a spliff.

Yo do you have the Teeko batch made yet? I wanna get ripped off Teeko magic!

by Teeko4Life December 1, 2011

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