Taffy

an unusually plump man/woman with some of them big taties
this is a word that tarts use to make fun of big peeps

whys the ground shaking, oh it s a taffy running in the new york marathon

by Double JJ February 15, 2004

taff

welsh alcholic, supporting wales hiding his inner secret that he is actually from crewe, his best freind (reston) told us about this info. loves bush particularly over a 40plus nature, often seen throughout the whole of britian as he has a train pass to anywhere

here comes the welsh wizard, taff

by dave November 24, 2003

pulling taffy

female masturbation.

"Jane never gets any so I bet she spends half her time pulling taffy."

by KDinTX August 29, 2009

taffyness

A slang term for welshness

It a sign of taffyness

by Mirataku November 9, 2007

Taff

Ringe that hangs around Alistair, Tim, Paul, TC, Big D,Big Jase, Eamon, James, Brent, smudge the cat and all the others that play touch at lunch and he is shit at hockey and is ginger.

run through the feilds.

by TC June 19, 2003

Laffy Taffy

When someone stretches the truth, but makes it seem reasonable so they don't get caught creepin'.

Baby's mama - "Yo, fool. I know you be out prowlin' on some skank ass bitches!"

Baby's daddy - "Naw, girl. I was just out playin' poker with my boys!"

Baby's daddy's homeboy - "Ha! Laffy Taffy."

by E to the E September 20, 2009

Taffster

In the British Military there are many Taffs, And like the military there is rank of sorts. The Taffster is the chief Taff.

Where normally you would just add a surname

"ow Taff jones, get over here"
The Taffster doesnt need it.

In a Room full of Taffs...

"Taff Jones, get the brews on" (Taff Jones will oblige)
or
"Taffster do you mind if we make you a brew?" (the Taffster will usually nod)

Note: the Current "Taffster" is in the RAF Fire Service.

by Unclesamuel February 5, 2010