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Louisiana twister

A Louisiana twister is when you grab the balls really hard, and twist them...violently.
“Hey why is Jim walking so funny?”
I don’t know, I think last night Kerry gave him a Louisiana twister.”
by Goldkodak October 11, 2017
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Trenton Twister

A sexual act that involves a family member and a bottle of Mt. Dew. One person takes a large gulp of Mt. Dew and gets on top. While riding, the person then begins to rotate on the dick and starts spitting out the Mt. Dew.
Richard Jones sighed when Pitman asked him what happened to the trailer park. “Damn Trenton Twister.....no survivors” said Jones.
by Paper Mills Nation February 9, 2020
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testy twister

Much like a titty twister, a testy twister is when you twist someone's balls to prove your dominance
don't threaten my titties or I'll give you a testy twister
by mr twister phd May 29, 2019
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Tumwater twister

When receiving oral and the individual throws up while having a dick in their mouth
Dude1 “Ashley gave me a nasty tumwater twister last night

Dude2 “oh man that’s disgusting
by BuffaloEarnhardt April 18, 2021
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misty twister

when one urinates during a game of twister
"We were having fun together as a family, right up until grandma pulled a misty twister on all of us"
by capriciouscorvid November 8, 2023
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The Russian Twister

Adam: Hey, do you know how to do The Russian Twister?
Caleb: Oh yeah, its where Vladimir Putin-deez nuts in your mouth.
by ligmaballllls August 28, 2018
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twister biscuit

A twister biscuit is a large chunk of feces ejected by a human being who is being propelled through the air by a tornado or other extreme-wind weather event. Usually it is the result of a person, having been engaged in the act of coitus or elimination, being thrown violently without warning into the air while pantless.
"Man, I tell you what, skeeter. Ain't nothin' gonna clear your guts for you like shitting out a twister biscuit from a hundred-odd feet up in the air. I musta' lost five pounds before I hit the ground."
by Franklin In San Diego February 13, 2017
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