Friggin’ the twig

To masturbate with a semi

I had to brutally wank that out by friggin’ the twig

by I Smeldit August 31, 2021

twig

another name for schwag

I had to smoke that whole bag of twig before I was high.

by SupraX January 25, 2005

Twigging

Tripping/Tweaking/Bugging

If one is twigging, they have just said a twig. This logically makes sense, because a twig is skinny and fragile; a twig is hard to support. Thus, it is synonymous to tripping, because if someone is tripping, they have just said something that is crazy, or hard to support.

Nah, you're twigging bro.

by dingDongEatItUp November 22, 2024

Twig

Someone who is a loser and built small

Look at this kid, buddy is such a twig

by Talbyy November 27, 2024

Slap-Twig Comedy

A comedy that tries to be slap-stick, but falls short, usually a failed sequel of a great original.

I went to see a much anticipated sequel to a great slap-stick comedy, but it wasn't even close to being on par with the original, it was more of a Slap-Twig Comedy.

by Eraudog July 27, 2025

Honed twig

An insult used by 45 year old British men believed to mean as useless as sharpened twig.

I cant believe we teamed with you, you honed twig.

by Twig muncher August 27, 2025

TWIG

Twink if gay.

Tom Holland is definitely a twig.

by htuulourae November 8, 2025