Toobing

Beating your meat...
Jerking off...
Spanking the monkey...

Why is the door locked? Because I'm toobing!!

by MattIce12 December 29, 2018

Toobloom

Toobloom is a word wich you can say to someone whose a fuckin retard and they have no fooking Idea what you mean

"Your such a toobloom" "what does that mean?" he asked oh it mean uh your so God damn cool" "oh thanks" your mind be like: retard!"😒

by Apple bloom September 8, 2019

Toobtalking

Moaning with dick in mouth.

I love it when she does that toobtalking on my dick!

by Deestees September 25, 2019

Toobin

Masterbating on a video conference meeting.

“ Frank you’ve been kinda quiet this whole meeting you aren’t Toobin the time away are you?”

by B Muney October 22, 2020

Toobin'

Verb; Performing an "intimate act of self gratification"/ "Jerkin' off"/ "Batin'"/ "Wackin' it", specifically over a Zoom call with co-workers and colleagues. Based off of Jeffrey Toobin, douchebag journalist for The New Yorker.

"How did your Zoom meeting go, Honey?" "It was great, babe. I was Toobin' the entire time and nobody noticed, it's all in the forearm."

by ADleeCsrsiisoantis October 22, 2020

Toobin

As made famous by CNN contributor, Jeffrey Toobin. Whacking the weasel during a work related Zoom Call.

"How's work going today Bob???"

"Nothing to do but Toobin! Hopefully nobody saw me."

by Sleazy B. Martini October 24, 2020

toobin

The act of masturbating.

Please don't be toobin online.

by Rozzysed October 24, 2020