Tire Roll

The roll of fat on a woman that goes all the way around her body caused by wearing clothes that are too tight

When a woman wears tight clothing and all you see is a roll of fat going all the way around her body, she is said to have a tire roll

by TdizzleJ May 21, 2011

Tired Pigeon

When your penis is in need of a quick kid ( Resulting into coitus with no condom )

I need to release my tired pigeon really quick.

by 234kys April 11, 2018

Cheesy Tire

Another word for a yeast infection.

There are too many commercials about solutions for cheesy tires.

by jasom February 10, 2004

Tired Charade

The act put up when one doesn't get enough sleep or wants others to think that they didn't get enough sleep, often used in early mornings at the office or in school.

jack: yo I'm so tired.
John: oh my god, i didn't fall asleep till 4am
Anotonio: stop with the tired charade i've heard this every morning for the past month

by BenUlan September 30, 2009

Tired as a cactus

A cross between "I'm tired as a cunt" and "I'm cactus" Originated in South Australia

Bloke 1: G'day cobber, how was work mate?

Bloke 2: It was bloody shithouse. I'm tired as a cactus

by josh1991 November 26, 2006

Tire Change

Requesting a condom change between taking it in the ass and giving a blow job. The phrase originated from the slang term, "rubber" which refers to a condom.

While Bernie was well known for his sexual exploration he did have some standards. Anyone going ATM was going to have to do a tire change.

by Rad0 June 30, 2017

treadless tires

A woman's vagina that is so old, worn and used like a tire that doesn't have any tread left on it.

Me: Last night Virginia let me ride on her treadless tires. I couldn't even get enough traction to blow my load.

Friend: No way bro! That sucks!

by Tiggles69 July 23, 2014