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toke thief

A guy who keeps moving around a room where a joint is being passed and intercepts it in order to get more than his fair share of the hits.
Can be twice as bad if he Bogarts as well.
No way your brother is coming over to the party, he's a damn toke thief.
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
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Sausage Thief

Someone who steals guys from another girl

A Dong Killstealer
I was dancing with that guy, but when he started creeping me out I left, and then my friend swept in while I was going to the bathroom!

What a Sausage Thief!
by ThisPostWasNotMadeByNico November 3, 2010
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Rhythm Thief

Rhythm Thief and the Emperor's Treasure (known as Rhythm Thief) is a very legendary rhythm game developed by SEGA and released for the Nintendo 3DS. It's about a phantom thief named Raphael that searches for his father, while fighting Napoleon.
Person 1: Hey guys I got a Nintendo 3DS. What game should I bu-
Everyone else: RHYTHM THIEF!
by The7Guy July 19, 2020
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Ink Thief

An Ink Thief is someone who steals pens from shops, banks, and supermarkets for their own personal use. Ink Thieves show no regard for the person who supplied the pens, and just use them for their own enjoyment. Be wary if one of your friends (if you have friends, that is) is an Ink Thief, and if so, don't let them come within a 20 foot radius of any pens in your house.
Person 1: "Hey, John stole my pen!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he stole some pens when I went with him to the bank. That darn Ink Thief"
by evencoolerguy January 27, 2021
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Bacon Thief

when one steals as much bacon as he can from a cheap store and proceeds to fuck it with its small penis.
"Where did all our bacon go?"

"must've been the Bacon Thief."
by maeskyzie November 7, 2023
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job-thief

Job-thief,

Taking a job vacancy away from someon who needs it.

keeping a job you don't need.

Working beyond retirement for no reason.

When a person has a job beyond retirement age for no financial reasons.

Somebody who works who doesn't need to, creating less employment for people who need it.
Joe, I'd love get a job at "employer" so I can get off benefits and make something of my life, but there's never any vacancies.

Simone, Fred should have retired 18 years ago, all he does is moan about the job and doesn't need the money. He's such a job-thief.
by David79JW August 29, 2023
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Conversation Thief

An individual who comes into a conversation and (Uncleverly) lays claim to all that was said. Like they brought all the information everyone was just discussing as their own. and worse?.....Believes that it were their own. this also can border line the grotesque acts of the "Conversation Vampire"!!!
Two people are standing there talking and a third person comes into the conversation, the third person nods head and agrees and within seconds begins to repeat what was said as it was their own idea, this is a "Conversation Thief". For it is obvious from the rest of the partakers in conversation that this individual lacks his or her own opinion, ideas, etc.
by Stevjean February 11, 2014
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