Anus neck

Those who aren't able to think well/intelligently. Associated with Matt Reed syndrome. A condition that inables you of brain function. Won't allow you listen the first time your told. (Condition only known to have affected one person...Matt Reed).

You're dirting my kitchen that I just cleaned why didn't you eat before anus neck. Think before you act ..very disappointing stupid cachiga.

by Fargman February 4, 2017

Neck biscuit

Discoloured biscuit shaped marks on ones neck. A gift from an overly attached lover.

Rosie: Wow Jodie, they are some impressive neck biscuits you've acquired there
Jodie: I guess my neck was tastier than usual!

by Sethowar December 15, 2015

Slow neck

Slang for a blow job. Termed from the moving of a neck forwards and backward slowly while giving a blow job.

It was a awesome first date. She gave me slow neck in the parking lot!

by Marty Wood February 18, 2004

Muppet Necking

Shoving you hand so far up her ass you can use her like a muppet.

she enjoyed muppet necking a bit too much for my liking.

by ledavinci May 29, 2018

rubber necking

The act of looking at something as you drive by. People do it when they come past an accident. Also tourists do it when they are observing the scenery when they are driving. It quite often causes traffic to slow down because the person looking generally slows down a bit to look out their window or windshield.

"That tourist in front of us is just rubber necking and causing this traffic jam."

"If that guy hadn't been rubber necking I wouldn't have been late for work."

by IceWarm January 8, 2006

Sock Neck

A person with a strong martial arts background, who moves with such speed one never sees the kick that hits them, and ultimately knocks them out. All that is remembered is the faint feeling of the pant leg, gi, or if on the street, the sock hitting their neck.

Hence, a sock neck marital artist is a compliment of highest decree.

Mark is a sock neck marital artist. His kicks are so swift the sock abrasion is all that is remembered, if anything is remembered at all.

by DocMMA July 14, 2015

ball neck

the act of placing your sweaty nutt sack on the back of the neck of a passed out fan of the team that your team just ass slapped in the BCS

Commercial for Ball Necking:
Hey, Nick Saban, your team just ass slapped the LSU Tigers in the BCS National Championship. What are you going to do now??
I'm gonna ball neck some pathetic LSU fan.

by drpoonandtheteenangels February 7, 2013