mystery bae

that one secret admirer with a random phone number you don't recognize, texts you out of nowhere and starts flirting. Then you're intrigued and continue the conversation, but no matter what they never reveal their identity. Too bad they seem super cool

"hey sexy ;)"
"Who is this?"
"hehe I'm your mystery bae(:"

by predestiny May 14, 2015

urban mystery

When you search for a word meaning on Urban Dictionary and they don't know what it is either.

'I tried looking for the meaning of ____ or Urban Dictionary. But they didn't know either. It's an urban mystery!'

by Th3_P4nd4_H3r0 May 19, 2016

Mystery Guest

A person who nobody knows at a party, usually stands next to something, pretending to drink from the same bottle after it's empty.

Dude who's the Mystery Guest hanging out by the fridge?" "No idea, I thought you brought him?

by dmaulition July 15, 2011

Mystery dick

A dick you have sex with but never see . You never get a picture , and you never have to give head .

Girl 1: how was your date with James???
Girl 2: it was great ! We hooked up but he slipped me that mystery dick . Where does it come from? Why can’t I see it ? And why do I not care ? I orgasmed 5 times

girl 1: ohh , that’s great sweetie !! I’m sure he’s not hiding anything. Men are shy about their penises. ( said unconvincingly ) Do you think you’ll take the mystery dick again?

Girl 2: mmm, I don’t know . Kind of weird . What if his cock looks like a baby’s arm with a hand ?? I can’t take that chance . I’m going to tell him I want to be friends and go on day dates, instead!!

by Alikitten123 October 13, 2020

history mystery

An aspect of the past which is currently unknown to historians, researchers and scholars alike.

When humanity first sprung into existence is up to debate, and therefore, is quite a history mystery.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Mystery machine

Getting naked, turning out all of the lights so you cannot see anything, grab a random object, and shove it up,your ass or pussy

When doing the mystery machine, I accidentally grabbed a cactus and had the best night of my life

by Cumshot Larry June 4, 2016

mystery poop

After performing the act of dropping a deuce, refers to the absence of leftover feces about the buttocks. Therefore, leaving nothing behind to wipe. It's a mystery.

I love mystery poops, there's nothing to clean up after.

by Long-Dong Silver October 30, 2008