Keg Peg

When you drop your gut on her forhead while she blows you.

I keg pegged your mom last night , while you played with legos.

by Oh my white god October 11, 2020

virtual powder keg

discussing religion AND politics in the same Facebook post.

Status Update:

"What? In the name of Christ?!?! Shootings, assaults, pepper spray...Occupy Wall Street casualties? Nooooo, worse...it's all in celebration of the birth of Jesus! Can you feel the magic?"

no one dared comment on that virtual powder keg.

by wickid_me November 29, 2011

Shmam Keg

A very sophisticated name for one hockey playin' SEXY MOTHER FUCKER!

Holy mother of pearl!! . . .Shmam Keg at 6 o'clock!

by The Sexy Chick December 10, 2009

keg of bros

A term referring to a group of men that identify/would be identified as bros. This is best used for groups of young men who appear as stereotypical bros. (For example: wearing baseball caps and sleeveless sports tees. Often refer to each other as bro or dude.)

As "herd" or "pack" are used in wildlife documentaries.

Ex: Look over there! It's a keg of bros headed to the football game!

by Caged Birdy October 01, 2015

Penis Butt Keg

The act of plunging one’s penis into an arse, taking a cum, and popping it out to allow the foamy cum to drizzle from the nizzle.

She got so hot watching the democratic debate she asked me to penis butt keg her. I couldn’t do it.

by The word of god February 05, 2020

anti-keg

A room that is filled to the top with an alcoholic beverage, with the exception of a keg full of air in the middle of the room.

Frat Guy 1: Should we get a keg for the party?
Frat Guy 2: Let's get an anti-keg instead.
Frat Guy 1: Bro

by Pizzasmash January 23, 2018

On a powder keg

Oblivious to upcoming disaster. Waiting around seemingly unaware that nothing can go right where you are now.

“You may not think it at the time, but you’d be sitting on a powder keg if you drove home any way but sober.”

by rabiescat November 25, 2023