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Cap Infection

When someone from New York says the most outrageous, outlandish utter bullshit with wildin' confidence.
YO you know all bitches are in New York... Man this guy has a major Cap Infection we need to amputate.
by TheoneAAAAA December 15, 2020
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Yeast infection

Really stinky shit that comes out of a womans vagina that looks like cottage cheese.

It makes you itch very bad, its embarrassing cause it means you dont take care of your cooch that well or you’re taking medication that made you have one.
Girl 1: “i have a yeast infection!”

Doctor: “that sucks, heres some cream to shove up your puss, you cant have a bath until the medication succeeds in 3 days. Sucks for you but im a male doctor and i dont have a thing called yeast infection, im gonna make you pay $20 for this cause i need money.”
by Bumdiddler April 24, 2025
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Jizz infection

I like to cum, but inside a woman makes her vagina smell like rat shit for some reason.
Clean your smelly jizz infection female!
by Golove November 6, 2019
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interval infection

COVID-19 infection coinciding with a patient's first vaccination and developing prior to receiving the second. The symptoms may easily be misinterpreted as side-effects from the vaccine.
He had felt strange since receiving his first dose of the vaccine - aching, fatigued, coughing, short of breath. Three weeks later, after receiving his second dose, he had a fever of 102, was fighting for breath and coughing badly. While it was logical to assume he was having a severe reaction to the vaccine, the stronger probability was that he had contracted an interval infection.
by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2021
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Federal state viral respiratory infection

A virus with the characteristics of being (a) fake as your mother in laws tiddys (b) as big as the mask it will take to cover Derek's triple chins and nose at the same time deeming it effective and (c) as contagious as Wade's bullshit
Derek has federal state viral respiratory infection (fsvri), at least his imagination works- too bad he doesn't.
by 69kisses January 5, 2020
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pinworm infection

by Debskelly1985 April 11, 2023
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