donkey kong

to violently remonstrate against someones stupidity in a controlled environment (like the office) by banging ones fists on their chair or body whilst standing above and behind them

Michael was furious at Eddie's stupidity and came out of his office and gave him the fucking best donkey kong that he has in years

by Macktown July 15, 2018

Donkey Dick

Big Penis.

Hey man, wish I had a donkey dick, but I don't

by wt57 July 25, 2017

Drop a donkey

The act of defecating a very large amount.

After eating all that, I need to Drop a donkey!

by DawgsFan January 26, 2012

Kong Donkey

While having sex getting Donkey Kong'd in the face.

Dika dat that Kong Donkey.

by GreekG0D November 19, 2011

Greek donkey

Aggressively masturbating while standing atop some sort of motion-enabled chair, such as a rocker or glider.

My life's goal is to give myself a Greek donkey on the porch of a Cracker Barrel.

by B-Nasty-Nasty-Nasty February 29, 2016

jump the donkey

To embark on an exciting and potentially dangerous adventure.

Justin Bieber will jump the donkey when he goes hunting for sharks from a helicopter.

by MonksAnonymous August 29, 2015

Shaving the donkey

When a Canadian rubs the back of his head on your taint.

See that bald spot on the back of his head, he’s been shaving the donkey, eh.

by The Alaskan and the Indian April 23, 2021