Case Of Dildo

Quesadilla auto corrected by a phone.

Hey, I just had the best case of dildo last night!

by Killercoke2 August 9, 2019

maury case

a woman that has multiple kids by muitiple men that she knows/don't know who the father is ?

man...that woman is such a maury case with all those kids without a father..!

by B.fantom June 21, 2010

case block

One who prevents the person or persons they are hanging out with from getting free alcoholic beverages, sometimes in the form of a case of beer, from an interested suitor. The suitor refrains from delivering the beverages because they believe they would be cock blocking the case blocker.

Mary: "I was going to get shit-faced for free off of that guy's 30 pack of Bud Light, but Randy definitely case blocked me from scoring any by sitting next to me."

by SoBroItHurts February 28, 2011

Case Whore

Someone who's always buying new cases for their phone even if they already have many

Ashley"I need a new case for my phone
Jessica"wow you're such a case whore

by girl whettt June 21, 2016

Case of the Fuckheads

n. used to refer to a transient episode of stupidity or incompetence. Usually, a subject afflicted with a Case of the Fuckheads, is not a fuckhead the rest of the time, though some people more susceptible to repeat infection. If the condition becomes permanent, the subject has developed Fuckhead Syndrome.

Jim had a Case of the Fuckheads yesterday, but today he's gotten much better.

Dont' talk to Susan right now. She's having a case of the fuckheads.

John's had a really stubborn case of the fuckheads recently. I'm starting to wonder if he's got Fuckhead Syndrome.

Sorry I forgot to pick you up from the airport yesterday. I was having a case of the fuckheads.

by Angla December 14, 2012

Ate the case

When an innocent person takes the blame for a crime to protect those responsible.

...Actually took the whole case so my mom wouldn't go to jail and so she could raise us... He ate the case...

-Killer Mike

by Goldenrodzen March 12, 2016

Worst case

Having explosive diarrhoea and not being able to handle it, which causes making you upset and depressed and you just can't make it through the day

Friend 1 : "are you guys going to that party tonight"
Friend 2 : "don't think I'll make it, I have the worst case"

by Shlong#1 February 6, 2017