The art of giving your two great genital powerhouses to the great lord Satan, thus giving him the power to mate with Archdemons with your DNA, so you can be part of his cause.
Tom: Aye I preformed testicle sacrifice on my dad last night
Brad: Nice! *Highfive*
(Meanwhile at home)
Dad: *Wakes up* WHERE TO FUCK DID MY NUTS GO?!
Brad: Nice! *Highfive*
(Meanwhile at home)
Dad: *Wakes up* WHERE TO FUCK DID MY NUTS GO?!
by Devilyay666 November 13, 2013
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by shadowgeist October 25, 2010
by brothermanben March 18, 2008
The action where a man with a rather large penis destroys a females ass with it. After the females ass is loose enough he drops his balls into her butthole. While his balls are in her butthole he spins around and jacks off. When he finally ejaculates he makes noises like a turret shooting all over.
Ali thought there was a real turret in her living room when Tanner dropped his balls in her and gave her the Testicle Turret
by DudeDawgMan December 05, 2009
by WhereArtEsteban September 08, 2006
Andrew: WTf that baby is black. I'm white though.
Andrew's sister: I only had sex with you Andrew. You were born without testicles and mom and dad found a testicle donor for you and gave you a testicle transplant when you were a baby. You mustve gotten testicles from a black man.
Andrew: That makes perfect sense I always felt I had a little black in me.
Andrew's sister: I only had sex with you Andrew. You were born without testicles and mom and dad found a testicle donor for you and gave you a testicle transplant when you were a baby. You mustve gotten testicles from a black man.
Andrew: That makes perfect sense I always felt I had a little black in me.
by ballinwithoutballin January 23, 2010