cum slinger

a guy who throws his cum around

That Jake is a real cum slinger; he was with Janet on Thursday night, then Nancii on Friday, and now Saturday night he's off humping someone's wife while the husband is working nightshift

by Jake March 5, 2004

Pop singer

Any Pop music singer of today. These "singers" are only famous because of their marketable looks. All of their songs are about love or sex. Normally, pop singers don't write their own lyrics, or play their own instruments. They should not even be considered "artists"; they should be considered “performers”.

Justin Bieber is a Pop singer.

by I spend too much time here April 3, 2013

Springfield Stinger

When a man ejaculates into the nostril of his partner. Invented by a very bored couple in Springfield, Ohio.

My wife's nose was stuffy from allergies, so I gave her a Springfield Stinger and it cleared it right up! She was so happy, she gave me a blumpkin.

by Big Fizz October 20, 2008

Singer Shuffle

A dance in which you tiwst the body with arms extended in front, bent at the elbows, palms up.

As made famous by Michael Singer, Gov'mint Teacha.

Guy 1: "Dude you see me do the singer shuffle in the pit last night?"
Guy 2: "Hell yeah! Nice Singer would be proud."

by Shagmeister October 13, 2009

turd-slinger

Someone who has acted in an inappropriate or displeasing manner.

Eric: "No! You dont need another fucking cigarette!"
Scott: "Geez Eric, no need to be such a turd-slinger..."

by Skizla April 28, 2006

swangers

30 spoke rims that pock out on your ride
that were only made in 1983 to 1984, and only to be put on volge tires

thim thangs

by dirtysouthplayz November 19, 2003

Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger

After the cock has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.

After a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the Purple Head has Slung the Yogurt.

by John September 20, 2003