swine aids

it is a heavy form of swine flu that can be passed on heroditry. Basically a monkey and a pig had sex and then their baby was used in faunication by a man and swine aids was created. It affects the sexual organs and can caus your penis or nipples to swell and often fall off. There is no known cure.

"Damn honkey i got swine aids."

"That'll teach you to play with your sister, now your dicks' gonna fall off."

by CaptainPiggy December 31, 2009

Swine Flu

to be used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman.

Scotty caught the swine flu last night.

by Leather Neck September 2, 2009

swine flu

A feeling that comes across an individual when the presence of police, or pigs as they are better known, is so disturbing that it causes one to be sick to their stomach.

All those pigs harassing my friend gave me swine flu.

by RT Pro-America April 28, 2009

Swine Harp

when "porking" a chick from behind the act of plucking one of her pubic hairs sretching it across the anus and blowing across it until it whistles.

John was cursed with a small penis therefore he impressed his girlfriend by playing a tune on her swine harp.

by Joe Teague May 26, 2008

Swine Flu

A term used to describe a group of cops or pigs especially when they're making arrests or breaking up a party. Swine flu is known to be a fatal illness for parties.

Did you go to that party last night?
Yea it was weak though, it had the swine flu so it was over hella early.

by freshaholic May 3, 2009

Swine Flu

An undercover cop;
Someone who hangs around or works with the police

Jimmy: Yo don't trust that dude
John: Why?
Jimmy: I think he got the Swine Flu
John: He ain't even sick
Jimmy: But he hangs around with Pigs (police)

by JattDizzleTheProducer November 8, 2009

Swine Fluke

The swine flu "pandemic" in which little of the population was infected.

David: "About 36,000 people die from the normal flu every year. i'm thinking the swine flu pandemic is all hype."

Brock: "I know right? it's such a swine fluke."

by abweitl August 30, 2009