cake smashing

When a male ejaculates on the female's face while screaming "Happy Birthday" as loud as he can. This must be done on the female's birthday to qualify as Cake Smashing

"Hey Jim what are you gonna get Anna for her Birthday coming up?"
"Meh I'll give her a good cake smashing"

by Sowjoji July 27, 2014

Smashing the bag

When a bag needs a new cunt.

Person 1: What you up to tonight?
Person 2: Smashing the bag!
Person 1: MATE
Person 2: GOOD BAAAAAAG!

by Phil McPhilson October 30, 2011

Lily's Garden's Washing Machine

A washing machine that was from Lily's garden and was shown from a YouTuber called Bijuu Mike.

Lily's Garden's Washing Machine is really naughty!

by DarkDomFan July 1, 2020

The Smashing Pumpkins

Shallow MTV plugged 'alternative' rock band, that were heavily indebted to The Cure, My Bloody Valentine and Judas Priest. As plastic as Britney Spears.

Obnoxious Thirtysomething: Hey, the Smashing Pumpkins were musical revolutionaries. Billy Corgan's a genius!

Bob: Y'mean revolutionary by the standards of Rod Stewart? Oh... um, you seem to have got overexcited, you might wanna change those trousers.

Obnoxious Thirtysomething: Wha..? And who's this My Bloody Valentine band? I've never heard them on MTV, therefore they probably don't exist.... oh, have you got a paper towel?

by honest bob March 15, 2005

smashing blumpkin

taking a shit on the floor as u receive head from a really fat disgusting girl

"I just had the ill smashing blumpkin last nite with that huge bitch"

by goats February 23, 2005

SMASHING

The act of replying to any question in a quick neck turn and wierd face. Related to Nigel thornberrys favorite response.

SMASHING.

How was your day today?

*quickly turns around with ugly face* SMASHING.

by HerpDerpBox July 26, 2014

smashing the wifey

When a man and wife get to doing the do! Out of control wild sex. Where the wifey is in awe.

"He bud, i just got done smashing the wifey. Thanks for the inspiration"!

by martymar April 16, 2011