Sassy Susan

A person (male or female) that displays sassy qualities.

"Oh my god Steve, you are being such a Sassy Susan right now!"

by crazy monkey lady June 23, 2007

susan breen

a meal which is served with a large quantity of cheese and usually enjoyed by lower classes of society, such as peasants, shepheards and kindergarden teachers..

"fuck, these nachos are so susan breen."

"the lasagne i had last night made me wanna munt, it was the most susan breen i had ever tasted!"

"wanna go to La Porchetta after school? i hear their pizza is the most susan breen in GEELONG"

by jumbo jopoooober woop January 11, 2009

susan boyle

a half-eaten sausage

a susan boyle is a half-eaten sausage

by omgboringboringboring December 27, 2009

Lazy Susan

Sex with a double amputee. Put the person with no appendages on your dick and twirl her around like a Lazy Susan.

Because I support our troops, for the 4th of July, I picked up a vet and we did the Lazy Susan.

by Lazy Susan 4 July 11, 2010

Uncle Susan

A manly woman, with oddly large bodily proportions and a deep voice.

'Yo, I'm pretty sure Mrs. Young is a transexual'
'Nah bro, she's just an uncle susan.'

by mazmaz December 7, 2015

Lazy Susan

A guy receives a handjob from a girl but he grasps the girls hand and moves it. The man is giving himself a handjob but instead of using his own hand he uses the woman's hand.

When a guy masturbates using a woman's hand.

I convinced her to give me a handjob but she just gave me a Lazy Susan instead.

by F Wizzleton November 15, 2009

Cold Susan

The idea for a Cold Susan was created from the Hot Carl. A Cold Susan is when you poop into a plastic bag and freeze it. After freezing the turd thoroughly, (during intercourse) take the frozen turd out of the bag and replace your penis with the frozen turd.

I tried giving my girl a cold susan but the poo melted and it sucked.

by Zak Haas July 21, 2007