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Bat-Span

When a dude grabs his balls in each hand and stretches his scrotum up and out to the sides intending to replicate a bat stretching out its wings. The stretched out scrotum represents the wings and the head of the penis represents the head of the bat. Much like in nature, the bigger the wings the more impressive the Bat-Span! (Best results after a hot bath or hot-tubbing)
(Showing off to Girlfriend) Babe! Check out my Bat-Span!
by SpicyBry January 26, 2022
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spick and span

Very clean and neat. Spotlessly clean and well looked after; neat, tidy, orderly, well kept, shipshape, in apple-pie order; immaculate, uncluttered, trim, spruce.
If people can keep their houses spick and span, there is no reason for them to litter in public just because it is a shared space.

The previous resident has left owing more in unpaid service charge than the flat is worth. Now, spick and span, it will fetch, he hopes, £60 in rent a week.

If the rallies are organized for some VIP from the ruling party, the city looks spick and span for a day and artificial flower gardens spring up over night. The various roads are festooned with party flags and colourful hoardings, which lend colour to our drab and dull city.
by STAR AR15 September 13, 2022
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shpantz

pants that become shorts
I unzipped my shpantz and made them into shorts.
by Shoppy May 26, 2004
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C-Span

Highly accurate news, showcasing congress, that is super boring.
Why can't more people watch C-Span?
by Clutterofmass March 16, 2019
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Spanch

The excess jizz that leaks out of the chili-chute after intense shitter sex.
After ass-ramming my boyfriend, he let me eat the hot, gooey spanch that came streaming out of his loose asshole.
by The Beater March 30, 2004
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Supanigga

Like superman, but he's a nigga. The blue on the costume is black, and his hair looks like that of James Brown back in the day. Smiles a lot.
Up in the sky! It's a ghetto bird! No, it's a Caddy! It's SUPANIGGA!
by My name July 31, 2006
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SpandexLegacy

To be SpandexLegacy'd is to be owned at anything to the extreme max.
You just got SpandexLegacy'd by that guy!
by Gimp-Duffy April 6, 2008
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