by ALPHA MALE 1001 October 8, 2012
Get the Suburban country mug.A lower income neighborhood with public housing that is located in the middle of predominantly white suburbia. Suburban ghettos are predominantly black and or latino in character. Similar to a ghetto neighborhood in the city, the only white people you will see in this neighborhood are cops. Strangely, enough, suburban ghettos are located within one block of much more affluent neighborhoods. Depending on how rich the suburb is generally, the suburban ghetto tends to be cleaner looking than a real hood in the inner city. Suburban ghettos are always the poorest housing developments in the entire suburban county. Robberies and ass-whoopings are commonplace in the suburban hood. Suburban ghettos tend to have less violent crime like murders than urban ghettos because suburbia has cops out the ass. A huge percentage of a given suburban town's police force is always present in a suburban ghetto. God forbid these poor darkies do something scare the pasty white people who jog on the side walk right outside the suburban hood.
Much like the projects in the city, suburban ghettos tend to be the epicenter of the drug trade. Because of this, cops can be seen regularly busting down the door of some poor man's home with AK's and K-9's. People who live in suburban ghettos are more likely to sell drugs than their more well-to-due neighbors because they want the same wealth and status that they have. It is rough for people who live in public housing in the affluent suburbs because they see people around them with a standard of living that they may never achieve. All the white people who live across the street have perfect families and perfect homes drive new BMW's while suburban ghetto residents go to bed at night hungry and come from poor broken homes and don't even have cars. Suburban ghettos exist in practically every major metropolitan area in the United States. The suburban ghetto phenomenon is just another testament to the extreme racial and socioeconomic inequalities caused by intense segregation in American society.
Much like the projects in the city, suburban ghettos tend to be the epicenter of the drug trade. Because of this, cops can be seen regularly busting down the door of some poor man's home with AK's and K-9's. People who live in suburban ghettos are more likely to sell drugs than their more well-to-due neighbors because they want the same wealth and status that they have. It is rough for people who live in public housing in the affluent suburbs because they see people around them with a standard of living that they may never achieve. All the white people who live across the street have perfect families and perfect homes drive new BMW's while suburban ghetto residents go to bed at night hungry and come from poor broken homes and don't even have cars. Suburban ghettos exist in practically every major metropolitan area in the United States. The suburban ghetto phenomenon is just another testament to the extreme racial and socioeconomic inequalities caused by intense segregation in American society.
Enter the suburban ghetto:
Black kid: "You the only white nigga I seen walk through here in my whole life. The only white mawfuckers that come through here is the boys..."
White kid: "Oh yeah?"
Black Kid: "Yeah, erytime I see ya ass you driving that big E-Class Benz. What the fuck you doin walking through here anyway nigga?"
White:"Well, I was just walking to the supermarket, man..."
Black kid: "You the only white nigga I seen walk through here in my whole life. The only white mawfuckers that come through here is the boys..."
White kid: "Oh yeah?"
Black Kid: "Yeah, erytime I see ya ass you driving that big E-Class Benz. What the fuck you doin walking through here anyway nigga?"
White:"Well, I was just walking to the supermarket, man..."
by The Eye of the Sentinel June 24, 2008
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A Spoiled rich kid who has no life,that makes drama when they get bored because they have nothing better to do are sufferers of Suburbanitis.
The pampered rich bitch had no life, so she started a fight because of something another girl had on myspace for no reason as a cause of Suburbanitis.
by patches o'hoolihan August 5, 2007
Get the Suburbanitis mug.When white kids from the suburbs wear a bunch of FuBu and go around calling themselves gangsters. When in reality, they've never even been in a fist fight.
You just thuggin in the suburbs, and you betta watch yo self, cuz when you thuggin in the suburbs you might run into real gangsters - El Pus, Suburb Thuggin
by Josh Silver February 12, 2006
Get the Suburb Thuggin mug.Anything that is so sickeningly conservative, republican, sheltered, and censored that it is devoid of any sort of growth, emotion, intelligence, or even real in any shape, way, or form of the word.
1.George Carlin: Don't be so suburban! Gay, Straight, it's all the same. There's no lines anymore.
Jay 'N' Silent Bob: Well there's a line here, and on this side of it, We Ain't gay.
2.Old Lady: I just don't think it's appropriate to put Jesus in an action cartoon!
Strung Out Cartoonist: Come on lady! That's so freaking suburban
Jay 'N' Silent Bob: Well there's a line here, and on this side of it, We Ain't gay.
2.Old Lady: I just don't think it's appropriate to put Jesus in an action cartoon!
Strung Out Cartoonist: Come on lady! That's so freaking suburban
by Willionaire February 14, 2008
Get the Suburban mug.UK Top 10 song (#8) in 1986 by the Pet Shop Boys from the album "Please". Song & video inspired by the film of the same name by Penelope Spheris about disaffected, rioting youths. One of my fave PSB songs of all time.
by joannedj January 14, 2007
Get the suburbia mug.A suburban gay can be seen wearing an Aeropostale or American Eagle shirt and most likely works at the store. He is also sporting a piercing. Probably a nose, lip or cartilage (with a bar bell). They hang out at the mall and drive for up to 30 mins to partake in scandalous hookups.
by TimTim4343 January 13, 2013
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