dirk strider

so hes like gay right but hes gay ANDDD HAS TRAUMA but is gay right and like mlp BUT IS GAY

Dirk strider is gay

by tturntechGodheadd September 9, 2022

stride

Following a long weekend of being down on your luck, scoring with a chick you just met by poking her in the butt and nutting on her face.

After dropping a grand at the poker tables, Eric's weekend wasn't a total loss as he ended it by pulling a stride.

by Lukmania July 22, 2008

bro strider

bro strider is Dave Strider's bro AKA post-scratch/alpha version of dave strider called Dirk Strider, from homestuck.

example: omg I'd say bro strider is cooler than dave!! besides he's so sexy!

by Ogre Biologist November 15, 2015

strudwick

Someone who has a strudle/noodle like penis!

1) Dude did you see that guys dick!? It was such a strudwick!

by Kearns05 September 25, 2013

Strider

A Minecraft mob introduced in update 1.16 aka the Nether Update. It frequents lava pools in the Nether, the second Minecraft dimension. It can be ridden using a saddle and a warped fungus on a stick.

The Strider is a cuter lava boat.

by LetItRip016 November 13, 2020

Blumpkin Strudel

Giving a blowjob while the guy is taking a shit, and when the shit falls into the water and makes a splash into your mouth.

"john gave me a blumpkin strudel last nite!" blumpkin

by mordbdconversation. June 2, 2009

shes my toaster strudel

when you cum on her stomach or back like a toaster strudel

Bro1: Im tryna get laid by her, imma go talk to her real quick.
Bro2: nah you cant bro shes my toaster strudel.
Bro1: oh...

by YunngDaggerD July 1, 2017