"Struggle Bald" refers to an individual who experiences hair loss, specifically a receding hairline or thinning follicles, and employs various methods to conceal or mitigate the effects of balding. This term humorously captures the endeavors made by someone to create an illusion of having a full head of hair despite the evident signs of hair loss.
Generally, a person who is a “struggle bald" engages in different tactics to mask their thinning hair. This may involve the regular use of beanies, hats, or even resorting to hairstyles such as ponytails, all with the intent of fooling others into believing they possess a thick head of hair. These strategies are often temporary measures aimed at projecting a youthful and intact hairline.
Generally, a person who is a “struggle bald" engages in different tactics to mask their thinning hair. This may involve the regular use of beanies, hats, or even resorting to hairstyles such as ponytails, all with the intent of fooling others into believing they possess a thick head of hair. These strategies are often temporary measures aimed at projecting a youthful and intact hairline.
Person A: "Did you notice how Steve always wears a beanie, even indoors?"
Person B: "Yeah, he's definitely a ‘struggle bald.' He's doing everything he can to hide that receding hairline.”
Person A: “Struggling baldly to keep up the facade."
Person B: "Yeah, he's definitely a ‘struggle bald.' He's doing everything he can to hide that receding hairline.”
Person A: “Struggling baldly to keep up the facade."
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A man who believes that anything that thinks his life is much harder and different to those around him
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Friend: How longs it been man?
Man: Too long. I'm drivin the struggle bus
Friend: Dude it's been too long, you're being a bitch.
Man: I'm strugglin
Man: Too long. I'm drivin the struggle bus
Friend: Dude it's been too long, you're being a bitch.
Man: I'm strugglin
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Get the Struggle mug.A derogatory word used in name calling. A combination of the word struggleand the traditional def of bucket - "a typically cylindrical vessel for catching, holding, or carrying liquids or solids".
By combining these words your are implying that not only does the person being verbally attacked struggle, but they do it so much or so well, they could fill an entire bucket full of it.
By combining these words your are implying that not only does the person being verbally attacked struggle, but they do it so much or so well, they could fill an entire bucket full of it.
John Doe - "dude, you've been trying to do that for like and hour. Let me do it!"
Guy Smith - "shut-up, I can do it"
John Doe - "struggle-bucket!"
Guy Smith - "shut-up, I can do it"
John Doe - "struggle-bucket!"
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