Its when a guy is jerking off with one hand (stroke), while simultaneously putting a dildo, finger, or desired object up their own ass (poke).
Guy 1: Man I think I am gonna give my self the good old stroke and poke tonight.
Guy 2: When did you get a dildo?
Guy 3: No, I just use my finger.
Guy 2: When did you get a dildo?
Guy 3: No, I just use my finger.
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The act of drinking so much on a Mexican vacation, that you pass out on a lounge chair near a body of water, requiring a Mexican waiter to dump diet beverages over your head to make it back to your hotel room.
Ned had a Mexican stroke, and Pablo had to dump a diet Coke on his head to wake him up, then he slept in his plate of spaghetti at dinner.
by Gooch Lickner September 18, 2011
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The assessment is performed by closing one's eyes and smoothly running a hand over the length of the dashboard and door panels of a car. The occasional 'knock' is performed to test for hollow spaces.
Frequently these individuals are drivers of German automobiles.
The assessment is performed by closing one's eyes and smoothly running a hand over the length of the dashboard and door panels of a car. The occasional 'knock' is performed to test for hollow spaces.
Frequently these individuals are drivers of German automobiles.
"Whoa have you seen the sixth generation jetta? I kinda like it."
"You clearly have no taste. The dash is hard as a rock. Go for its predecessor. That's when they knew how to make good cars."
"But its cheaper AND has more rear legroom that the old car."
"I'm sorry were you saying something? I was stroking the 1x2 strip of soft-touch plastic i carry around with me at all times."
"F**k off dash stroker."
"You clearly have no taste. The dash is hard as a rock. Go for its predecessor. That's when they knew how to make good cars."
"But its cheaper AND has more rear legroom that the old car."
"I'm sorry were you saying something? I was stroking the 1x2 strip of soft-touch plastic i carry around with me at all times."
"F**k off dash stroker."
by officerk December 4, 2011
Get the dash stroker mug.The act of using the butt end, or stock of a rifle to strike an enemy across the face, chest, neck, or other body parts. Taught to members of the military as means of defending yourself in a hand-to-hand combat situation when all else fails, or just for the fun of it. The butt stroke is highly effective and extremely painful for the unfortunate fuck on the receiving end. The butt stroke is with a rifle what a "pistol whip" is with a handgun. The butt stroke can be properly executed with any type of firearm fitted with a shoulder stock, however, it is most effective with heavier weapons, such as an M240B of the M249 SAW. If you are properly equipped with enough muscle, a .50 Cal M2 HMG is quite the preferred tool of choice, however, due to it's weight, size, and the fact that it's normally mounted can be a challenging obstacle.
"If you don't back the fuck up I'm gonna butt stroke you into next fuckin' year!"
"John got drunk and butt stroked Amy right in the face! Oh, I hope she has medical insurance!"
"We were down to our last mag and then we got overrun, so we jumped up and butt stroked haji long and hard!"
"Welcome to Wal-Mart, how may I help you?"
"Yes sir, I'm looking for a rifle."
"Are you looking for a hunting rifle or something less powerful, for say, target shooting?"
"Oh, no sir. I need good butt-strokin' rifle."
"John got drunk and butt stroked Amy right in the face! Oh, I hope she has medical insurance!"
"We were down to our last mag and then we got overrun, so we jumped up and butt stroked haji long and hard!"
"Welcome to Wal-Mart, how may I help you?"
"Yes sir, I'm looking for a rifle."
"Are you looking for a hunting rifle or something less powerful, for say, target shooting?"
"Oh, no sir. I need good butt-strokin' rifle."
by Long Tab October 24, 2008
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That car flys, it's got a stroker.
That heavy-ass Impala SS smoked those LS1's - what's he got in there? Oh yea, that car has a 383 stroker with nitrous.
That heavy-ass Impala SS smoked those LS1's - what's he got in there? Oh yea, that car has a 383 stroker with nitrous.
by Chrissssonic June 6, 2005
Get the stroker mug.One of the highest quality knives on earth created by artist Mick Strider. These come in a few variations including folders and fixed blades. It is not possable to be a Pabster and own a Strider.
by knifekid47 February 28, 2009
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