As straight as a ruler

A phrase that most gay people use to try and make people think that they're straight

Kevin: I'm not gay, i'm as straight as a ruler
Jack: yeah as straight as a bendy ruler

by fantomiscool February 19, 2020

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Christ-stain

A derogatory name for Christians. Most often used against the most extreme, fundamentalist, asshole practitioners of said religion.

Fred Phelps is a Christ-stain

by MISTER OWNINATOR December 18, 2011

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Straight Chilling

The act of chilling par excellence. Chilling without encumbrance or obligation. Chilling for chilling's sake.

Variant: Str8 Chillin

What you up to?
Straight Chilling.

by ThaDUP June 18, 2009

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A guy is totally straight when he is completely, 100%, definitely not gay. This is the kind of guy who will let you know, at every opportunity that he isn't gay... very not gay. Boy is this guy not gay. Hey, did you ever hear him tell you about the time he was totally having sex with this chick? This guy is NOT GAY... just ask him... or don't, he'll tell you anyway.

"Man, I'm so totally straight. I would never have sex with a dude, I have sex with women! Did I mention that I'm straight?"

by Bitch-monkey June 2, 2009

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cunt stain

A crusty residue left in the crotch of a womans panties. Sometimes white, yet sometime with a redish tint. The color of the stain is determined by whether or not the female has entered her monthly bitch syndrome. If it tastes like chicken it is okay to keep on lickin, yet if it tatses like trout get the fuck out. Also used to define an overbearing female, or even a douche bag male.

I was about to lay the hammer when I realized that cunt stain Ashley had a cunt stain on her thong.

by Sean and Drew December 26, 2008

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