jersey stranger

Masturbating in the shower by wrapping your arm out and around the shower curtain, making it appear as though a stranger's hand is jerking you off while you're in the shower.

Sorry I took so long to get ready - the Jersey Stranger held me up.

by Jason F'ing Mulgrew July 29, 2007

strangely sexy

When a person is ugly, but for some strange reason seems sexy

Lena Dunham is strangely sexy

by Stomper94566 February 21, 2017

Reverse Stranger

The opposite of the stranger. Accomplished by sticking your dick in a cooler filled with ice cubes until it goes numb, and then jerking yourself off pretending that you're jerking off someone else.

I really missed my boyfriend last night so I gave myself the Reverse Stranger and then I felt better.

by Moooonyoz August 8, 2010

stranger wank

masturbation. But you sit on your hands first until they are numb and then it feels like someone else is doing it for you.

members of bowling for soup are always "Going for the stranger"

by jamfsob August 12, 2003

hey stranger

What is "Hey Stranger...", you ask. It is when you receive, or send, a message on facebook from someone you have hooked up with or had a relationship with in the past or wanted to but didn't have the opportunity. The opening line of the "hey stranger..." is the socially acceptable way to say, it's been a long time but I am still interested in hooking up if you are.

Have you ever been hey strangered? Have you ever been happy birthday strangered? Change your relationship status to single then get a hey stranger...?

Hey stranger is a phrase as well as a verb...as in "I was hey strangered by my ex-boyfriend from high school"

Hey stranger...how have you been. Heard you are living in Seattle...I am going to be there next month for work, maybe we can meet up.

by HeyStranger May 29, 2009

stranger

When you sit on your hand until it becomes numb, then masturbate.

Last night, when nobody was home, I gave myself a stranger.

by Darron M. January 12, 2007

Stranger and a Friend

When someone sits on their hand until it goes numb, while masturbating with the other hand. While masturbating with the hand that is already numb, the person sits on their opposite hand, so that they never have to spank the monkey with a fully-functioning extremity.

Dude. Every time I tried pulling the Stranger on myself, the feeling would come back. I ended up trying the Stranger and a Friend. It solved my little problem.

by WednesdayOnly November 11, 2009