scouser

Resident of Liverpool.

Notorious for being smarter, thinner, more driven and generally better than Mancunian shit bags who tend to have children at 14 to begin an economic empire of benefits.

Scouser: "Alright mate, how's things?"

Manc: "arrrr mayyyt, gorrer fuckin go t' get meh gyroh mayyyt,

Scouser: "What a terrible state of affairs. Well, at least you're a successful city in terms of football. Not as successful as Liverpool, mind..."

by Destroyer of Mancs April 29, 2010

scouse-house

Cretinous moron music made by equally cretinous bedroom dj's. Named after the occupants of the city that spawned it - liverpool. Usually consists of cheesy female vocal overlaid with 'my first mixtape' style drum sample. Enjoyed by dickheads.

scouse-house, the music designed and listened to exclusively by dickheads.

by the masked nanker September 16, 2008

Stouge

Slang For Cigarette

pronounced like stove with a g replacing the v

Bill:ey lemme get a stouge
Joe:damn.....when we were smashed yesterday we smoked my whole pack
Bill:fuuuuuck

by xCapt. HairynutsX. October 9, 2009

scouser

aye im part scouser n tho i dnt ave no accent i stil say sum words in d way u wud up north la. Grass n tings la dat fo example n all my mates take d piss n if dere bored wil start an argument aba how i dnt speak propa it does my nut in. Liverpool r boss n scousers all scousers r sound i love bein up dere nyceset place if u neva been u gta go

N many scousers ent thieves we r jus gud at doin it if we feel d need so hush up yer!

by Scouse_gyal November 5, 2006

Shtouse

Its a word used when you do not want to swear in front of company. Meaning Shit House.

Come on man that is shtouse.

by BIGMANONCAMPU55 August 23, 2011

Spouse Watch

Watching a show or a movie only because your spouse wants to watch it.

Wife: Hey come on, the Gilmore Girls is on
Husband: Ugh. Fine whatever, I'll spouse watch it with you, nothing else is on.
Wife: Shut up, you know you love it.

by AbsolutValu December 13, 2014

spouse tax

When your spouse gets something to eat or drink you are entitled to a portion of it.

Anna gets ice cream. Garrett says can i get some? Anna says no. Garrett claims spouse tax (husband tax), and takes some anyway.<Works with children>

by G Foose July 18, 2017