Starbucks double cheeseburger

Something that racist Starbucks employees from longbeachgriffy don’t want to serve

At Starbucks:
Can i get a Starbucks double cheeseburger?
No, we don’t sell them here.
Wow, it’s cuz I’m black

by wubbableseiebe July 30, 2022

Starbucks expresso

A sex position that cosists of fucking a woman in the analy when she has diarrhea. When the man is cumming she inmideatly starts to take a shit causing the fluids to mix. The end result looks like a starbucks expresso.

This starbucks expresso tastes like shit!!!!

by Mr. no nut November 8, 2022

mamma starbucks

1) Friend of all friends. Picks you up when you're down.

2) Bad ass knitter

"I drank too much"
"Mamma Starbucks will save you"

by Finchasaurus January 23, 2014

Colorado Starbucks

A Marijuana dispensary. They line the streets in Denver like Starbucks do in every other city.

The first thing I'm gonna do when my flight lands is find a Colorado Starbucks.

by Humboldt glottologist March 5, 2014

The Starbucks effect

The phenomenon in which white women 14-35 speak in identical pitches, use similar vocabulary, and how they all can be seen at Starbucks.

A message to all scientists, we have come a long ways as a species, but we still have failed to explain the Starbucks effect

by Kapitän December 1, 2020

Cooper Starbucks

Cooper Starbucks is a boy with a little pepperoni in his pants. Who likes to play the mouth fiddler diddler diddle until he stains his shorts

Hey Cooper Starbucks want to get a coffee?
Cooper Starbucks: Can I get a ch ch ch ch ch ch
Employee: Fucking spit it out shit head

by BigZinmypants July 13, 2022

national make your dad buy you starbucks day

October 13 is national make your dad buy you starbucksday.

did you know today was national make your dad buy you starbucks day?

No i did not!

by thedopequeeen October 7, 2018