School Stoned

The act of being just the right amount of high, to be at school and not look like a retard.

"Wanna smoke?"
-Chris
"Yeah, but I only wanna get school stoned"
-Garrett

by School Stoner October 2, 2010

Stephen Hawking Stoned

When you get so stoned that your physical and mental likeness are that of the genius, Stephen Hawking.

"I got so stoned when we went to see Shutter Island, man."
"Wow, nice."
"Yeah man, I just sat there and didn't move for the whole movie. It was blowing my mind."
"How stoned were you?!"
"Stephen Hawking stoned."

by Mr. Hawking March 1, 2010

rossetta stoned

to be so stoned you say things that sound like another language to non-stoned people

dude, chuck was so rossetta stoned! i didn't understand a word he said!

by blitz-domo February 21, 2010

Im stoned

The thing you would say when high.

Dusty said to his friend Jimmy "Im stoned"

by Jaker0 January 8, 2012

super stoned

the state of super wastedness usually experienced after buckets

Fuck man, I wasint just stoned I was super stoned'

by Annie April 7, 2005

The Stoned Ranger

1 teaspoon butter and 1 teaspoon of weed finely grounded in a cup. Pour 1 cup of boiling milk into the cup and stir. Let sit, covered, for 20 minutes then reheat in microwave. Pour 2 shots of whiskey into cup and stir to complete the drink.

"Dude do you remember last night?"
"Not after The Stoned Ranger!"

by Beanbah123 October 10, 2015

The Stoned Age

A portion of time that varies depending on the group of stoners. It is often seen as the prime time where all parties involved got the most stoned.

"Man, we don't smoke as much as we used to , what happened to us?"
"I'm sorry man, The Stoned Age is over..."

by The Sesh Gremlinz September 9, 2019