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stitch

A reform to previous actions to the point of being considered cooler than the average guy. New swagger.

Someone leaving they old life behind and switchin up so hard that you gotta admit they got swag now
"He look rough but you ain't aware of his stitch"
by arez_rel August 8, 2025
mugGet the stitchmug.

Dirty stitch

When a French bulldog farts aggressively into the mouth of a human.
Yo my dog did a dirty stitch last night while I was asleep!
by Dirtynathan69 September 14, 2021
mugGet the Dirty stitchmug.

stitching the spine

The timeframe right before financial institutions are about to "close the books". The time when you're not quite done, but not quite sure how much longer it's going to take to finish.
Boss: Are far along are you on closing your books?
You: Yeah, I'd say I'm stitching the spines right now.
by kj_tennessee February 17, 2021
mugGet the stitching the spinemug.

Stitch

update
(usually addressing a specific situation, that occurred or will occur*)

note: used more normally when discussing a situation (past tense, speaking about it like it already happened. Rather than, before)

*Examples of the Few Instances of 'Will Occur' Situations: plan updated, or updates for the plan
And that’s the stitch”

- meaning that’s the update
by OnlyTruthHere February 7, 2023
mugGet the Stitchmug.

teadybear stitch

The line between a males ballsack and butthole.
She can lick my teadybear stitch
by Fawtmaster5000 July 24, 2022
mugGet the teadybear stitchmug.

Stitch Fuck

As you are Tearing that Pussy up you take your Dick from her Pussy and then you stick it in her ass repeating the process until satisfaction is given.
I was upset at the Old Lady for Lying about taking my dope so when we were getting busy I said Fuck it and I Stitch Fucked the Bitch!
by Real Nigga' July 14, 2016
mugGet the Stitch Fuckmug.

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