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statusry

The art of making facebook statuses that are valuable to your friends and not annoying.

A practicer of statusry is a statustician.
"97% won't repost this" because it's an awful example of statusry. I bet you have individual ideas to express, creatively and clearly.
by Astrapto June 9, 2011
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statutory rape

The act of fucking someone who is under 18 (When your 18+) - quite ILLEGAL and common in USA. Quite LEGAL and common in Japan.
Need I say more?........................
by RANDOM DUDE November 22, 2004
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Facebook Idol Status

After American Idol, when people put who they think should have or should not have been voted off, or who should or should not have won. Very popular after the finale.
Facebook Idol Statuses

Name Lastname is OMG Adam Lambert should have won Idol!
Name Lastname is KRIS<33333
Name Lasname: I LOVE DANNY G!
by kateeeee! May 20, 2009
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Statute of LOL Mutations

An undefined period of time in which an internet asset that which was once funny, is no longer humorous.
IM Conversation:

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude, check out this link!"

Pwn Rivers: *clicks link*

Internet: "Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you..."

Nooba Gooding Jr: "Dude you totally just got RICKROLL'D!!!11"

Pwn Rivers: "That old gag isn't funny anymore. The Statute of LOL Mutations ran out long ago. FAIL."
by MajorLeeAwesome February 25, 2010
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statueaphobia

A fear of street entertainers.
"Get me away for here, i have statueaphobia"
by LamyyBlud May 13, 2010
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Status creeper

Someone who obsessively reads and judges other people's status updates on social networks, yet refuses to leave any of their own.
Yeah, Jess knows everything about everyone...I thought she never checked in on Facebook, but I guess she's a status creeper.
by Leashla March 23, 2011
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