Spartan Style

the act of having sex whilst utilizing the exact sequence of positions which King Leonidas and Queen Gorgo use in the movie 300

It is extremely important that each position consists of a single powerful thrust, followed by an immediate change in position. The sequence may be repeated as many times as desired.

"yo gurrl.... this will not be brief... this will not be pleasant... THIS. IS. SPARTAN STYLE!!!!"

by Bahbee December 14, 2008

smartass

being serious 1% of the time

god Christys a smartass, she's only serious 1% of the time!!

by vmk82 January 10, 2011

sparta

the majority of sparta does have money, but most are pretty down to earth. ya you ll get your snob or asshole, but most are down to earth. sparta kids try to have fun however we can, which is pretty hard because we have nothing to do. thats probably why everyone smokes weed and drinks. most peole dont like spartans because we are good at sports and have money.most people who live here dont want to

yo where you from?
sparta.
that blows.
ya i no.

by idonthaveafuckinname September 10, 2006

spartan shocker

the pinky finger is put into the ass then 2 middle fingers are folded into the palm,after that the index finger is put into the vagina.then vigorously wiggle thumb while adding wrist action.

once my girl was warmed up I gave her the spartan shockerand history was maid.

by antous on topolots April 1, 2008

sartaj

An Indian who has very long hair but keeps it underneath his turban for no one to see. He also has a very massive penis but keeps it as a secret to not scare off his friends

guy1: Sartaj is so cool
guy2: i know
guy1: i wonder how big his penis is?

by denniswennis September 22, 2021

start a fire

To masturbate in such a way that were your bottom half cropped out and your top half GIF'd, it would look vaguely like you were trying to start a fire. And vaguely like you were masturbating. That's the thing about vagueness. Nobody really knows what's happening. On that island. With that ball. And that man. And that beard. And I miss Helen Hunt. Remember Mad About You? I think she was in that.

Charlie: Is Jack jerking off over there?
Desmond: No, he' s trying to start a fire!
Charlie: But he might be masturbating?
Desmond: Yes.

by Betty Mustafa October 4, 2016

startarded

Anyone who is obsessed with who celebrities are dating, what they are doing, their problems, etc., etc.. These are usually things where anyone with a life or who is not a sheep would say "Who the fuck cares!"

"She wouldn't shut up about Chris Brown and Rihanna, she sounded startarded."

by angry mafia May 5, 2009