Panda Status is the partaking in heavy drinking, on a consistent basis, for a whole day(more than 12 hours), beginning before noon and ending at least after midnight.
must have a buzz (minimum) throughout the day.
called panda status because you can be fine (white) then black out drunk (black) and go back again and never even know it.
black...white...PANDA
must have a buzz (minimum) throughout the day.
called panda status because you can be fine (white) then black out drunk (black) and go back again and never even know it.
black...white...PANDA
by MrMayo April 26, 2009
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Big Nigga: "Whatup little nigga."
Little Nigga: "Eh nigga I just acquired big dawg status."
Big Nigga: "AYEE!"
Little Nigga: "Eh nigga I just acquired big dawg status."
Big Nigga: "AYEE!"
by PoontangMane March 4, 2009
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The sweetest persons alive, seriously. They help and give u so much love whenever u need it.
Draco Malfoy is very hot indeed.
Draco Malfoy is very hot indeed.
Friend A: did you hear that Everly is one of the Tom Felton Stans?
Friend B: that makes so much sense, she was always so nice to me!
Friend B: that makes so much sense, she was always so nice to me!
by hermionesbae October 17, 2021
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facebook status:
I am so tired right now.
oh what were you doing that made you tired?
facebook status:
I am so upset.
awe why?
facebook status:
I cant believe i just did that
OMG! are you okk??
I am so tired right now.
oh what were you doing that made you tired?
facebook status:
I am so upset.
awe why?
facebook status:
I cant believe i just did that
OMG! are you okk??
by ramsfootball599 November 28, 2009
Get the facebook status mug.When two (or more) parties post up ambiguously malicious Facebook status' in an attempt to hurt/anger/piss off the other party/parties involved. Facebook Status Jabs are usually indirect and contain subliminal messages meant to piss the sh*t out of a specific someone.
Facebook status:
John Milner is happy that he FINALLY found a girl whose
cup size is nowhere near an A!
*Claire (John's ex-girlfriend) logs on to Facebook and reads John's status*
Claire is hurt/pissed/angry by her ex's Facebook Status Jab at her 'mosquito bites' so she retaliates...via a Facebook Status Jab (of course) lol
Claire Johnson is glad she FINALLY found someone who doesn't live at his momma's house :)
...ah, Facebook Jabs - don't you just love 'em !
Hahaha!
John Milner is happy that he FINALLY found a girl whose
cup size is nowhere near an A!
*Claire (John's ex-girlfriend) logs on to Facebook and reads John's status*
Claire is hurt/pissed/angry by her ex's Facebook Status Jab at her 'mosquito bites' so she retaliates...via a Facebook Status Jab (of course) lol
Claire Johnson is glad she FINALLY found someone who doesn't live at his momma's house :)
...ah, Facebook Jabs - don't you just love 'em !
Hahaha!
by Relo_391! October 31, 2009
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by The Original Mr Moon 2 November 29, 2009
Get the stansfield mug.When one posts a status on facebook and expects it to receives likes/comments, yet it fails to generate a response.
Facebook status: ....is going to get shitfaced in Tijuana, let's hope they don't find the blow in my pocket!
3 hours later.....
"Nobody liked this or said anything about it? Man must be an unsuccessful status."
3 hours later.....
"Nobody liked this or said anything about it? Man must be an unsuccessful status."
by pastellia October 17, 2011
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