spuke

The act of ejaculation upon a bitch, then shortly after vomiting on her in your sleep so she is covered in sperm and vomit

Dude I spuked all over this bitch last night, then ditched before she woke up

by cobby hallen October 17, 2011

spumante

Politically correct adjectival version of profanities directed derogatorily at specific racial groups, mental/physically-handicapped persons, or homosexuals.

Bad: She is so retarded!
Good: She is so spumante!

by Freakona February 2, 2005

deano spumoni

A cartoon representation of Dean Martin on the popular series "Ed, Edd, and Eddy."

Deano spumoni's comin' to town!!!!

by pwfdc February 24, 2010

Spemen

A mixture of two scientific words that describes a adult males seed, e.g. Sperm + Semen

Pronounced - SPEE-MEN

Guy 1: "Dave, I went into a public toilet yesterday and there was spemen everywhere"

Guy 2: "That's why I only excrete at my house"

by AllTheWords March 12, 2013

spuming

the opposite of felching. requires a spuming pipe.

jake spumed dave for all he was worth

by McBinglebum March 19, 2005

spumped

the typo that results when you're trying to spell pumped but you can't see what you're typing====spumped

" I'm so spumped!"

" I was gettin' some spump, gettin' gettin' some spump"

by Spumpy September 3, 2008

Spudeey

Noun: A young child or baby.

Did you see that 6 year old he was such a spudeey.

by GiRaymundo November 2, 2008