Sorry Mickey!

A sarcastic way of saying sorry, when you really don't mean it, and everyone knows that you don't mean it. More effective when said in a sweet, high-pitched voice and accompanied by a shrug and a smile.

"Hey, you ate all the chips!" "Sorry Mickey!"

by aderbac March 18, 2009

Sarry Shot

A shot done in beer pong so poorly that it has the potential to actually go into one of your own cups, causing the shooter to turn to her partner and say "sarry"

Dude, did you see the shot Sally just took, that was such a Sarry Shot that it hit off the wall and they had to drink one of their own cups

by TheREalTee October 25, 2010

Spray Bomb

To paint any object with aerosol spray paint.

Rob: My 1984 Honda needs a paint job but I dont have the money.

Sam: You should "Spray Bomb" that whip flat black. Spray paint is only $4.00 a can!

by James Rouche August 28, 2008

Sorry Ass Mother fucker

Someone who wants you to feel sorry for them but is a no good asshole

He's a sorry ass mother fucker because he doesn't work and blames his parents for everything.

by Perfectionartista June 13, 2017

Sorry, I'm American

The most useful excuse you will ever have when visiting a foreign land. Gives you almost instant leeway to be rude, ignorant, or just all around screw with foreign peoples mind. Because most countries expect so little brain power from us, why not use that to our advantage, hmm?

ex 1;
Mike: *spills steaming hot coffee all over French guys lap*
French Guy: OW! Wat ze' hell?

Mike: Sorry dude, I'm American.
French: Oh, well zat explainz zvery' thing. *

ex 2;

Mike: *steals a Australian guys taxi cab*
British Guy: Oi! Who the bloody 'ell do yew think you AHHre?
Mike: Sorry dude, I'm American.
British Guy: Bloody figures... Might as well naut even botha' then. *stomps off*
Mike: America: 2, World: 0 *snickers victoriously*

ex 3;

Mike: *snags the sandwich off a Japanese guys plate and takes a bite*
Japanese Guy: Ayy yaahhh! Who you think you are, rude person?
Mike: *slowly* Me sorry, I'm Ammmerricaaannn.
Japanese Guy: *scowls and stands up walking off* Stewpid Amarakins', no manner, no honna'!
Mike: I reiterate, America: 3, World:0. *smiles and takes another bite*

(Offensive outlook on accents intended. Sorry, I'm American. :)

by LocustOfTheNile666 February 25, 2011

Sorry and shit

Sentence used to apologize for any situation were the outcome is negative for someone other than yourself.

Girl "you didn't meet me at the mall like you said you would."

Guy "sorry and shit."

Coined from Tech N9ne song.

by Lettanina March 27, 2009

Spray the Walls

"Spraying the walls" occurs when a man and a woman are having a prolonged and heavy make out session when at some point the woman decides to end it; leaving the man highly aroused but unsatisfied (see Blue Balls). Having no other choice, the man has to find a private place to relieve his built up tension which by this time is so intense that when he comes the ejaculate exits his body with such force that he "sprays the walls".

Jane had given Jim such a bad case of blue balls that when he got home to finally rub one out he pretty much had to "spray the walls" with his jizz.

by Suggy Huggy March 23, 2009