Whale Spout

The Whale Spout is when a guy is jacking off and spouts cum all over his partner. He then proceeds to pee all over the room while screaming like a whale

Damn bro, I think Jenna loved the Whale Spout I gave her the other night!

by Dequarious Demarcus Bartholemy March 16, 2022

sproutarian

One who eats young 1 week green shoots (called 'micro-greens'), because it's believed that these green shoots are rich with bioavailable phyto-nutrient chemicals that has anti-ageing properties, prevent cancer, blah blah blah...

Sproutarians add 'microherbs' to their diet, like chickpea shoots.

by hammer---;, hytham May 17, 2007

sprooter

SPROOT, v. Also sprut. Used tr. and absol. To spout, eject in a gush, emit sparks; to spirt from the mouth, spit (Sh. 1908 Jak. (1928), Sh. 1971). Comb. sprootin braand, a torch made of a burning peat.
sprut

Wee jimmy talks pure shite the absolute sprooter

by Anomie January 31, 2017

Sprutmongo

A frequently ejaculating mongoloid

John: Oh that retard is ejaculating
Frank: Yeah, they're a proper sprutmongo

by JeromeTheNiglet April 7, 2022

Shit spout

The body cavity also know as the "anus."

John allowed Mary to put her finger in his shit spout on Prom night.

by Charlie Doherty December 11, 2010

Cole Sprouse

Bae

Person 1: Who's that?

Person 2: Oh it's just my yummy bae Cole Sprouse.

by hmu on snap @cuddlypanda2019 December 18, 2019

Guinness Stout Gut Spout

An awful form of the beer shits caused by drinking Guinness Stout the evening prior, in which the sphincter acts as a spigot which, when opened, empties the contents of one's innards into a toilet bowl. The diarrhea is generally black, served at room temperature, and has a nice, frothy head.

Man, I double-poured a pint of Guinness Stout Gut Spout into the toilet this morning; it was not good.

by Rusty's Brother, Turd June 1, 2014