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Spring Grove, IL

A town in McHenry County, IL that has the most stuck up assholes on this planet. All the people that live here need a smack in the face. Everybody that lives here are gay and are the bigest assholes in all of Illinois. Spring Grove is a shit hole town that has nothing to do.
Person 1: Hey do you want to go to Spring Grove, IL later.

Person 2: HELL NO!!!!!!! I'd rather get shot!

Person 1: Ok lets go outside and walk around town instead.

20 minutes later
Person 2: Hey look at that kid walking towards us. He has a sweatshirt that says Spring Grove, IL on it. He probably lives there.

Person 1: Lets kick his ass.

Person 2: I'm with you on that.
by blackstreet December 8, 2010
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Spring Break Psyche Out

You get a girl drunk that you just met at a hotel on Spring break. Take her down to the beach to fuck her and have her put the condom on so she thinks you're wearing one. But right before you stick it in, you swoop down and pull the condom off. You fuck her, cum inside her, and then get up and throw sand in her eyes. Run down the beach screaming, "You stupid bitch!" So the idea is that you leave her blind, drunk, and pregnant.
When I go to South Padre next March, I'm gonna pull a Spring Break Psyche Out on as many chics as possible.
by Jordan-de-Texas April 18, 2008
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Spring Cleaning

The act of having sex with a woman who thinks their period is over only to find out after-wards that it wasn't as over as you thought.
Woman: hey I think it's over!
Man: sweet!

Then afterwards...

Man: hey looky! I think I found some stuff you lost while spring cleaning!
Woman: you better go take a shower...
by TheBlackBeast March 17, 2010
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Spring Cleaning

When a woman/man drinks and licks off all of a womans/mans cum so as to be sparkley clean inside the vaginal or dick area and out.
I'll give you a good spring cleaning tonight.
by dnation December 2, 2007
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Spring Break Fatty

The overweight and/or unmotivated people who go tot he gym just before spring break or summer because they know they need to squeeze into a bathing suit. They can also be considered as those who go to the gym simply to say they go tot the gym. They may be spotted sitting/standing by machines socializing thus preventing the actual gym members from going about their usual gym tasks. They sometimes are actually working out on the machines but being that they only go to the gym once a week it is a waste of their time and the time of those dedicated gym goers who frequently get use out of the machines.
Note: Spring break fattys as often as they go or as hard as they seem to work fail to actually see results.
Damn dude, that girl is just sitting on the machine texting. That Spring Break Fatty needs to get out of here and stop wasting our time.
by Reel G April 16, 2011
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spring break

This is a week or two where you and your chums can legally get in trollies and be pushed down hills....... This is one of the greatest holidays in history!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
annie, vixster, conrad, allie, char, joe get in your trollies its.........SPRING BREAK
WOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
by Rwolbic May 10, 2005
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Spring Roll

A girl that is so pastey white that can see her blue blood vessels through her spring roll like skin.
Hey check out that spring roll over there.
by badinvention May 29, 2010
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