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Spiritually in you

When although your penis isn’t actually inside someone you align your chakras and make it happen spiritually, imagining that your shlong is inside someone
Usually telling someone to annoy them
Zachariah: Shut up fatass
Jeremiah: Zachariah it’s spiritually in you right now
Zachariah: What the hell

Jeremiah: You’re spiritually pushing back on it rn
by The brisket gang June 21, 2024
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Spiritually

The Belief that the Spirit can be contained, immortalized & saved...
Spiritually you must prove yourself to the Supernatural in many ways, then the Higher Doctrine & the Immortals will trust you if you are within the category of the caring spirit...
by HaloTheHalo August 11, 2024
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<.7.9.7.6.>Notion Rhetorical Yet Spiritual Notion<.7.9.7.6.>

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by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025
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Spiritual Psychosis

Spiritual psychosis is not an official medical term, however for deeper reference, it was studied by Carl Gustav Jung.

Spiritual psychosis can be a result of

(1) not pursuing psychic abilities and then learning to control and maintain them (Jung, chapters on hysteria Psychiatric Studies)

(2) being cursed by a sophisticated magician, alchemist, witch doctor, oracle of Satan’s reign etc… and then experiencing psychosis as defined by the Diagnostic Statistical Manual published by the American Psychiatric Association

(3) Experiencing a situation similar to that of Needy from ‘Jennifer’s Body’ or Rosemary from ‘Rosemary’s Baby’ mental and emotional bewitchment causing severe traumatic internal and external responses
Guy 1: That movie was all about spiritual psychosis.

Guy 2: Do you really believe in that stuff?

Guy 3: I surely do my girlfriend’s been assuming that I’m cheating on her. She had this crazy talk saying she saw a doppelgänger couple of us fighting in the presence of another girl.

Guy 1: Your girlfriend is a nut job.

Guy 2: Does she take any medication for that?

Guy 3: Stop being a—holes. I’m Catholic. I believe her.

Guy 2: I look forward to the wedding.

Guy 1: You’re both the nutty bunch.
by Mystic Illumination 21 May 3, 2024
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Spirituality of a Dixie Cup

Someone in a classic Narcissist phase so hard they do not notice anything else around them.
Said person is so self absorbant that they have the "spirituality of a dixie cup".
by R2CUL8_1 December 5, 2021
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spiritual whore

Someone who wants to be a whore but can’t do it physically, lest they imagine being sexually promiscuous in spirit
“I would go out and fuck anyone tonight but I’m too scared of STDs.. Guess I’m a spiritual whore!”
by sexy bitchxx February 17, 2022
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Spiritual Union.

Of one purpose, to enjoy each other physically, emotionally and spiritually. To love each other, near or far, here or there, at anytime.. To be united in mind and purpose, see union, see spiritual love. See marriage.
Spiritual union... man...best thing ever. Sex without the marriage or physical hassel and mess of actual physical unions. Anytime, anywhere, spiritual unions.
by DeSexbot March 5, 2022
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