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Oil spill 

You know you hit black gold, when you are fucking a girl in the ass for to long of a time period, which builds the gas up and the girls’ asshole wants to explode. Instantly, the women is spraying shit all over your dick and balls, it is highly recommended to keep fucking her in the ass to plug the “Oil Spill”. Get her to clean off the main drill pipe every now and then by putting your dick in her mouth (see also, Jersey Turnpike) or wipe it off on her top lip (see also, “advanced dirty sanchez”). Candles, cigarettes, or any other flammable objects should not be used in conjunction with this act.
When I was banging her in the ass, she had an oil spill that ruined the sheets, but it was worth it.
Oil spill by TB May 27, 2004
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BP Oil Spill 

When a man or woman has explosive diarrhea in a bathtub, causing a layer of "oil" to rise to the top, in which the couple engages in sexual intercourse in such bathtub.
A - "So i did some kinky stuff with Cindy last night."

B - "Oh really? What kind of stuff?"

A - "We did the BP Oil Spill. Best sex of my life!"

B - "You're fucked up dude, I'm going home."
BP Oil Spill by Toby The Cat September 16, 2010

oil spill 

The act of seducing a woman into a porta potty; with intentions of lude acts, in this example "head". At the moment of climax, the member is removed from her mouth and ejaculate is then sprayed into her eyes, causing momentary blindness. Exactly at this moment, while the woman is rubbing the man paste out of her eyes, the man locks her into the porta potty and proceeds, then to flip it over with all excriment, spilling like a overflowing tank.
Meg after her one o'clock chimichanga, goes into the porta-potty for some rectile incontinence, not knowing that Kory was in there already, experiecing some rapid exit of his own; the two hit it off aka massive seduction, and an oil spill ocurred shortly thereafter.
oil spill by lbandpookie June 20, 2007

zach wagoner's famous glue spill 

This is when your doing a chick for an excesive amount of hours and finaly you just blow a load all over her back and it spills down looking like a giant glue spill
Zach Wagoner was doing his dog and exploded everywhere on it..and did the zach wagoner's famous glue spill"

Oil Spill 

collective noun that refers to a large group of:
a. Black People, BPs
b. Mexicans or Latinos, if the Hispanics are greasy.
Those wetbacks have so much hairgel, they just spread out like the oil spill of Mexico.
Oil Spill by racistrandy June 19, 2010

Oil Spill 

jagermeister & cranberry juice
What were those jaeger and crans called? Oil spills? Cause that's exactly what my puke looked like.
Oil Spill by LuciousCrow December 14, 2010

chill spill 

When you invite a bunch of kids over to just chill and eat and listen to some tunes.

Basically a REALLY lame party.
We're having a chill spill on Megan's deck tomorrow, so bring some food and your guitar.
chill spill by Ariel A February 15, 2007