sperm pirate 

A woman who is so eager to get pregnant that she takes advantage of a man in order to get to his sperm.

Example#1: I met this really hot 35-year-old women at a party last night. I thought we really had a connection, but it turned out she was just a sperm pirate.

Example#2: Ever since we agreed to have a baby, my wife has turned into a total sperm pirate.

sperm pirate by Cynthia H. January 2, 2009

Sperm whack 

To hit an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually done by a man upon a woman.

Steve sperm whacked Donna.

Terri was sperm whacking Lisa with Roger's pud.

Sperm whack by Caesar Anonymous IV November 20, 2010

sperm shart 

When you go to fart but you cum instead.

Jim: I have to fart. *pushes* oh no..

Dan: Dude did you just sperm shart?

sperm shart by agingergirl May 20, 2014

sperm factory 

Testicles.

Your sperm factory needs time to generate another load after the sex having that just took place.

sperm factory by Kirka July 21, 2015

Sperm guzzler

Someone that enjoys drinking sperm

Hey Dean what you been up to?

Nothing much just getting my fix of sperm

You are such a sperm guzzler

Sperm guzzler by Chardmania November 29, 2016

Sperm sisters 

Two women who will pact for life. They will hunt down unsuspecting Sports Figures or Actors and such and initiate a three way. As the man is ready to ejaculate, one lucky lady will savor thus ejaculate in her mouth and when the man is not looking, quickly spit it into her “sperm sisters” vagina in hopes to have his baby! The unsuspecting sucker never knows how it happened but nevertheless is just another victim of the sperm sisters.

You will never again see those sperm sisters swallowing my seed. They will get you for life!

Sperm sisters by DunnBai August 22, 2019

Sperm bridge 

When two erect penises touch tips and pre ejaculate forms a glistening bridge

“Oh look, we’ve made a sperm bridge”

Sperm bridge by Lidman October 29, 2019