spearing the hairy clam

Bumping nasties with a hairy vagina.

"Hey dude what you doing tonight?"
"I'll be spearing the hairy clam"

by Freda May 22, 2014

Spearing

The act of waking your significant other by ramming your penis inside one of their orifices while screaming "Huzzah".

Girl 1: "Hey you look really tired today"
Girl 2: "Yea my boyfriend decided to try spearing me this morning"

by Dr Pepperoni March 9, 2015

spearing

1) the unknown sport of taking spears and driving in pick up trucks and high speeds and throwing spear like objects into signs.

me and a bunch of friends got drunk last night and went spearing in curry's truck.

by John Jamelske May 19, 2006

speakin' ban

Stop talking because I'm not about to listen.

Ernesto: "...and you should have seen the way I worked the street..."
Shahid: "Speakin' ban! Speakin' ban!"

by tkelly77 June 6, 2010

cock spearing

When one cock completely penetrates another, generally almost obliterating it. Generally the product of sheer jackassery.

Ted- "Do you wanna hit the bar tonight?"
Jim- "Nyah, I think I'd rather do something athletic for a change."
Ted- "Like what?"
Jim- "Cock spearing."
Ted- "Sweet! I'll call my girlfriend over so she can watch!"

by ZephAmp July 23, 2010

spearing

When someone ussualy named Nathan is constantly flirting with someone and making it extremley obvious.

Look at Nathan He is spearing Mackenzie.

by coolness29 April 5, 2011

speating

Spiteful eating. Eating something to deliberately hurt or annoy an individual.

My boyfriend really wanted the last piece of pizza but he was a total dick today so I'm speating it.

by moxiesummers March 20, 2015