spazzcakes

A state of extreme emotional and intellectual disorientation.

Laura came home from the bar last night, couldn't find her masking tape, and then went totally spazzcakes - she was rolling on the floor in hysterics.

by Lauchlin November 20, 2007

Spazz Fuck

A word used to describe a person that is a fucking spazz.

Kevin: Jesus fuck Christ I need some salvation tits!

Frank: You Spazz Fuck!

by Paranoir December 13, 2009

spazzmastic

adj having spazz-like or tweaker qualities

I keep running all over the place, too much hyperness, I'm so spazzmastic today!!

by Cowseed June 11, 2004

Spazmonkey

A spastic person that acts likes monkey

Your such a spazmonkey

by ❤️🌸🖕11/20 November 21, 2016

Spazzle

1. A shit razzle-dazzler.

2. A person who, when asked to do something, fails to complete an instruction in the most stupid way possible.

Did you see John trying to sell those stolen watches down Islington Market?
Yeah, I heard he sold nothing the spazzle.

Alex could you please make some toast?
How did you manage to burn the toast and leave it cold at the same time you spazzle.

by MonkLad September 4, 2019

spazzhole

The quivering, hair trigger, Kung-Fu grip action of a orgasm'ing vagina.

Holy Shit! When she went off, her spazz hole made my thunderlizard throw up.

by Dave January 21, 2005

cigarette spazz

Condition where someone tries to quit smoking "cold turkey" but suffers from cigarette withdrawal and will do just about anything to get their hands on another one.

Symptoms can appear days or even hours after the smoker's last cigarette and generally include irritability, restlessness and hostility.

Smoker 1: Yo, let me get a cigarette off you...I need one BAD! I haven't had a smoke in, like, 2 days.

Smoker 2: Sucks to be you I guess....

Smoker 1: DON'T BE A SMARTASS!!! JUST GIVE ME A FRIGGIN CIGARETTE!!

Smoker 2 : Damn, dude! Fine...here. No need to be a cigarette spazz!

by Steven-O January 11, 2010