A weak, unreliable recruit. A coward or turncoat. Someone who won’t have your back when you need it.
“Bruh, Nick said he had my back in that bar fight, but he ran as soon as it started.”
“What do you expect? Nick’s a soft ass cotton soldier.”
“What do you expect? Nick’s a soft ass cotton soldier.”
by JesusChryslerDotCom June 28, 2019
Get the cotton soldiermug. When you take a handful of sweat from between your balls and your ass and slap it on your partner’s face like war paint.
My partner said that the sexual maneuver was too risky so I gave her a tainted soldier and called her my warrior!
by mrmojorisin880 February 26, 2019
Get the Tainted Soldiermug. This is when a women puts her head between a mans legs, then the man puts his penis in the woman's mouth and rests his testicles in the woman's nostrils similar to how you dunk your toast in the eggs and the eggs are held by egg cups.
by Hugh Jardon 69 June 10, 2018
Get the Egg and Soldiersmug. The act of going down on somebody extremely hairy, but putting superglue around your mouth before making contact with the pubic hair, thus waxing their privates.
"Did you go down on that hairy girl?"
"Not so hairy anymore. Gave her the ol soldier wax."
"OHSHIIIT."
"Not so hairy anymore. Gave her the ol soldier wax."
"OHSHIIIT."
by Dartydartykatt January 12, 2015
Get the Soldier waxmug. by These Just Come To Me June 12, 2012
Get the soldier pillsmug. A case where a fictional character is brainwashed into doing something they don’t want to do. Named after Bucky Barns the Winter Soldier.
by Blackbird42069 June 30, 2023
Get the Winter-Soldieredmug. The sexual position in which a man sits on a toilet, computer chair, bed, throne, or elsewhere and jerks off. Performing his duties alone, he is a lonely soldier.
Bob: What's your favorite sexual position?
Jim: Well, I'm a virgin. All I've tried is the Lonely Soldier.
Bob: Bummer dude.
Jim: Well, I'm a virgin. All I've tried is the Lonely Soldier.
Bob: Bummer dude.
by mythicalmonk November 1, 2009
Get the Lonely Soldiermug.