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Stomachey Snowman

Douche bags that cum in a girls mouth and that girl spits the cum into another girls mouth and trys to create a snowball effect.
Guy: Stomachey snowman time!!

Girl1: yayy!!

Girl2: w00t!

Guy:(cums)

Girl1 (gargle)

Girl2:(spit)
by Guitarguy495 June 18, 2011
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Boner Snowman

When a guy puts his stiff dick in the snow until its so cold it is totally numb and then shoves it in a girls warm pussy.
Carl and Liz fucking outside in the snow...

Liz(bent over): Come on baby get inside me...
Carl(dick in the snow): Hang on babe, when it comes it'll be worth the wait.
Carl with his dick totally numb and freezing cold quickly shoves his whole shaft in Liz's warm pussy. Liz screams out with pleasure and asks "WOW, What was that?"
Carl responds, that's a Boner Snowman.
by Cold Horny John February 9, 2013
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Rusty Snowman

The act of ejaculating into your partner's anus during sex when they have not properly cleaned their ass and the ejaculate rolls out, picking up dingle berries and traces of poop.
"Ah man... I was fucking her from behind and when I came it made a Rusty Snowman"
by Greg74 July 12, 2019
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Bloody Snowman

When a girl gives falatio to a guy & he cums in her mouth, then the guy eats her out while she's on her period... Then the 2 people make out. Cum + Blood = Bloody Snowman.
Last night Rebecca & I made a Bloody Snowman.
by TruckerMouth1855 March 27, 2011
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angry snowman

A Gammer Name for Play Station 3 and Xbox Live That was stolen and transformed but hip hoppers
The Angry snowman on PS3 is AngrySnowman
The Angry snowman on Xbox live is The AngrySnowman
by Captain Tommy January 13, 2008
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chinese snowman

The act of urinating on a snowman causing the color of the snow to change to yellow.
"Hey look, sharky has a Chinese snowman!"

"Yea, I think his dog pissed on it and ate the carrot."
by Tonyg019 December 11, 2013
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Colorado Snowman

When a man masturbates during the winter but does not clean any of the residue, semen or "snow", off during the entire winter eventually leading to a point of no return where the penis is no longer visible and only a snowman shaped figure can be made out of the residue near the end of the winter.
Did ya hear about Earl? His mom caught with a Colorado Snowman and now he has to repent for his sins!... and take a bath!
by Brownsugar December 30, 2013
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