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Pineapple Smoothies

OK, I'M SORRY, HOW STUPID ARE YOU? FIRST, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A PINEAPPLE IS, AND NOW YOU HAVE TO SEARCH FOR A PPIINNEEAAPPPPLLEE SSMMOOTTHHIIEE!!!!!!!!!!! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU ANYWAY? AND WHY ARE YOU SSOO SSTTUUPPIIDD?!?!?!?!
YOU'RE JUST AN IDIOT! YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT PINEAPPLES AND PINEAPPLE SMOOTHIES ARE!
by MysteriousBaldCreature12345 February 20, 2018
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Smoothie Hands

When you experience carpal spasms, often caused by use of illicit drugs or blended banana/fruit smoothie cocktails.
Briannes smoothie hands made her look retarded and hindered her ability to drive herself safely to the hospital.
by Swampass6969 May 30, 2021
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Brain smoothie

Brain Smoothie (noun):
A slang term used to describe a lobotomy, a surgical procedure that involves removing or damaging parts of the brain in order to treat mental illness or behavioral disorders. The term "brain smoothie" emphasizes the idea that the procedure turns the brain into a blended, mushy texture, similar to a fruit smoothie.
Example usage:
"I can't believe they gave Loreen a brain smoothie just because she had a few mood swings. That's way too extreme of a treatment!"
by Sofia Loreen April 27, 2023
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The smoothie method

Cutting your balls and dick off and putting them in a jar
by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020
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Innocent as a smoothie

I am like pure fruits with the truth,no additives no preservatives . Not guilty
Some one is accusing of doing something wrong, you say I am innocent as a smoothie
by bhman February 14, 2012
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shmegma smoothie

A collection of shmegma put in a milkshake glass often with whip cream and marrachino cherries. One of the best beverages out there
Yo can you make me your famous shmegma smoothie , I heard you make a mean shmeg smooth
by Cock, foreskin, cheese October 3, 2017
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Peach Smoothie

A woman's genitalia made free of any hair, often performed by professionals.
The blond girl went to the salon to have her bi-weekly peach smoothie.
by pirates-running-amok April 19, 2019
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