Smiley

A socially awkward Oklahoma cat that loves to bang his neighbors cattle and masturbate at numerous Taco Bueno establishments.

Yo pal, did Smiley and his nerd herd sell you a brand new old car today?

by Koknballz December 30, 2020

Smiley face

The one thing these facial muscles of mine can't do.

Friend 1: You know, the usage of this emoji is a good example about the people who act all happy on the internet, then repress their emotions to others in public. You often see them use the emoji when texting to other people, or when posting a comment on social media. But once you see them in public, who you thought was a walking bundle of joy turns out to be a quiet and shy individual, who probably hasn't formed a smile to other people in 20 years.

Friend 2: Bro what it's just a smiley face

by Ay carabam August 13, 2024

smiley motherfucker

Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.Someone who smiles way too much to be a normal human. They are always happy even at six fucking am on the day that Hitler rises from the dead and carries out nine-eleven all over again. They are probably just an alien attempting to understand human behavior to know if we should be enslaved, destroyed or left alone. They are, however, well meaning so don't hurt them, I don't need earth getting destroyed because you punched a smiley motherfucker just because they were too happy.

Dave: You killed Greg you smiley motherfucker!
Possible Alien: Next I will cure this world of humanity.
Definitely an Alien: MUHAHAHAHA.

by No_Off_Switch December 4, 2014

sarcasm smiley

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Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? ¬¬ (sarcasm smiley)

by koro May 29, 2014

lil smiley

a cross between a cutie and shorty. a girl who always smiles, but has a dark side at the same time. a girl you can trust, and love like a sister. if u have trouble sleeping or somethings bothering you, text or call her, she's always there for you. some one who loves playing video games, epecially xbox.

boy: wanna play a game?
girl: sure. race you to the couch.
boy: aight lil smiley.

by sps is the bestest! July 10, 2010

Smiley Talk

One who types in all capitol letters, and no one can understand a word, except the smiley posting the content.
Must have decoder ring and booklet to read their posting (which is on back order)

"SMILEY TALK" WHERE ARE ARE FRIENDS. WHO ARE ALL OF YOU THIS TIME NO ONE WIL SAY WHAT YOU SAID IT WILL BE THAT IT IS.

by SMILEY.ONE January 12, 2011