yackity smack

AKA "jib jab" AKA WHAT THA FUCK ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT!!?

Stop talkin all that yackity smack and shut the fuck up

by Quintin Lewis November 14, 2004

QWERTY Smack

Verb. To smack someone in the face with a standard keyboard, also known as a QWERTY board due to the first six letters in the top left being Q W E R T Y.

"Did you see that, I can't belive he just smacked him with a keyboard!"
"That my friend, is what you call a QWERTY smack."

by Jelula July 30, 2008

cock smack

when a male remove his dick from his pants and gets in the posistion to strike someone usually in the face with it . this is used as a sexual domination tactic or a form of athuority .

mike - (remove dick and cracks cindy in head with it )
cindy - damn i just got cock smacked

mike - fuck yeah you did

by GM123 February 11, 2012

smacked-up

when one looks busted in the facial area

"honey, how do i look with this new makeup on?"
"you look smacked-up, ho."

by Angelica August 20, 2003

Smack Cam

To smack one in the face while recording. Using whip cream is not necessary but makes it better.

"I'll give you a dollar if you smack cam one of your brothers."

by BallIsLife57;) April 5, 2015

talk smack

(v) To talk trash, insulting or casting doubt on a person's ability.

Before the fight, the boxers were talking smack to each other.

by keyshaw June 24, 2004

chat smack

to virtually smack someone through instant message, chat or texting

(a conversation on IM)

person A: I'm really not getting anywhere with my guitar lessons

person B: Do you practice every day?

person A: no - should I?

person B: -chat smack-

by piper4hire January 27, 2008