Slump god

To be in deep sleep or slumped. Can also be used as a verb.

Blazer slept through his class because he was slump god.

by MaSoNwOrK February 20, 2021

Slump

When you're high AF and can barely open your eyes and melting into the couch

"He's all slump from just 2 hits of the kind bud"

by Papa Ski March 26, 2016

slumped#1186

A walking W and a legendary wakano member and the most attractive member

slumped#1186 is a W

by slumped#1186 April 1, 2022

the slump

A period, ranging from one day, to an indefinite amount of time, where one cannot masturbate or engage in sexual activity, due to pure lack of interest.

"Guy 1: "Invite Dan to the party tonight. Theres gonna be mad girls there."
Guy 2: "He won't come man, he's in the slump right now."

by Deathmetaller January 13, 2009

slump jump

The act of, when one allows the reality of the economy sucking to begin them on a downward spiral of pithy neglect and manic introversion, jumping from a tall structure--but not the Statue of Liberty--to their inevitable death. For what Billy Zane did at the end of "Titanic" when the stock market crashed, see: Slump shot.

As my mama used to say, "When the goin' gets tough, the weak get jumpin'".

Me: Jesus, boy, what happened to TIMOTHY. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM HIM IN DAYYYSSSS

Jesus: Oh, he slump jump. He is in Hevan now wtigh meee.

by Regis Bungalow September 29, 2009

Slumped

So tired you can’t do anything.

Man I was so slumped last night I didn’t text my gf back

by Ur mom🥸 June 22, 2022

Introvert's slump

The lack of desire to check up or hang out with people ; even the ones you love the most!

I've been in such an introvert's slump lately, I haven't seen or even texted my BFF in over a week!

by whowouldhaveknown.com October 22, 2023