Slump

Knocking someone out or injuring them so badly they can barely function

Dakota slumped me in science after I said 50v50 wins count as regular wins

by Statefarmguy124 June 11, 2018

slump dick

Someone who has a saggy small dick

You have a slump dick

by Rk April 22, 2016

Slump

When a male ejaculates from the rubbing of his pants on his penis. This is common among young teenagers and those who pre-jac.

"Man I need to go to the bathroom before I slump everywhere."
*On discord with the bois* : "Help help I'm slumping"

by PlumsAreGood July 23, 2022

Fucking slumping

Being really horny so you masturbate while slumping

The other day I saw the swimsuit magazine so I started fucking slumping

by Wmamba25 March 5, 2017

Dirt sauce slump

When a person drinks too much alcohol or smokes too much weed and can not stand on their own.

One who is down for the count as they say.

Get Jerome out of the bar man, he’s dirt sauce slumped!

by Dirtsauceslump October 15, 2019

Slump doggy

Master of putting there partner to sleep after a 2+ hour session of doggy style.

I am a Slump Doggy 🐕.

by Slump Doggy September 16, 2021

slump

To be completely out of energy or just feeling done with the day/week etc.
To relax and procrastinate all work.

"Man im done with this week, I just wanna slump"

by HiImChad April 4, 2015