A pair of Utility shorts crafted and shaped from only the manliest of man hands. The strongest and most durable materials go into the formation of these wonderful thigh straps. Functionality will always prevail over fashion. Your woman's purse breaks? Cargo shorts. Need a place to store your hidden packages on long treks across the desert Sahara? Cargo Shorts. Arctic Winter? Cargo Shorts. Need belt loops to hold your keys and other personal items without the hastle of denim? Cargo Shorts. Need to stay cool, while at the same time having "Just-below-the-knee-protection?" Cargo Shorts. Become a member of the #People's Organization for Cargo Shorts Today.
Have you ever been insulted because of your short style? Have you ever been publicly humiliated because of your sweet outdoor military trousers? You aren't alone. Join the cause today.
One short to rule them all.
Have you ever been insulted because of your short style? Have you ever been publicly humiliated because of your sweet outdoor military trousers? You aren't alone. Join the cause today.
One short to rule them all.
Hey cool dude, are those Cargo Shorts you're wearing?
Hell yeah they are. I've got thirty-seven pairs of gloves, six loaves of bread, two turkey sandwiches, and a meatball in my pockets right now.
Hell yeah they are. I've got thirty-seven pairs of gloves, six loaves of bread, two turkey sandwiches, and a meatball in my pockets right now.
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Pretty much an indie hipster who enjoys outdoor sports. They still have the style and the attitude but they wake up on Saturday mornings to go biking or hiking or kayaking...
Natives are usually in San Francisco or Seattle - rarely see them in New York.
Natives are usually in San Francisco or Seattle - rarely see them in New York.
"Terence is such an indie sportster - with those ironic sideburns and that hunger for the wilderness"
by Tumansky March 23, 2008
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by Funko March 18, 2009
Get the cum shorts mug.A pair of shorts usually from American Eagle or Abercrombie & Fitch that sit so far low on the hips that you can see the top of the shorts-wearer's flowery thong. When the legs are lifted or the wearer walks, the ass-cheeks can be seen. A little bit to big in the thighs, even though the wearer is not too skinny herself. Usually worn by girls with low self esteem who dye there hair too much and are LG's.
Guy 1: "OMG when that girl walks i can see her whole ass in those gabi shorts!"
Guy 2: "Hellll Ya lets get us a peice of that LG!"
Gabi: "Ehmagawd man lets like go blaze it while we frolic in a field of wildflowers!"
Guy 2: "Hellll Ya lets get us a peice of that LG!"
Gabi: "Ehmagawd man lets like go blaze it while we frolic in a field of wildflowers!"
by FuckYouUpWestsideStyle April 12, 2011
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Fan #1: "I've been watching sports entertainment for twenty years."
Fan #2: "Sports entertainment has only existed a few years, fucktard. Why don't you watch some actual professional wrestling?"
Fan #2: "Sports entertainment has only existed a few years, fucktard. Why don't you watch some actual professional wrestling?"
by Kain August 7, 2005
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